(English Translation) Kirby Drama CD (Extended Version)

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From 星のカービー: 夢のスプリングの話 - ドラマCD (Kirby and the Story of the Dream Spring Drama CD)
Originally released Aug 01, 1994 with this tie-in book to Kirby's Adventure: https://www.amazon.co.jp/exec/obidos/...
Kirby's voice is performed by Taeko Kawata (川田妙子). [Not to be confused with Kirby's main voice actress for the games, Makiko Oomoto (大本眞基子).]
This is the extended version, with a few extra skits included! This has come far too late, the original video already has 20k views. 💀 But with the new Kirby game being released, my interest in the franchise has been rekindled! My Japanese comprehension has also gotten much better since then, so most of these lines are correct, unlike the last version. I can only hope everyone watches this video instead of the old one. Anything that still doesn't make sense (particularly 1:56) is because this was sold alongside a gag manga, and some of these skits were based on those gags. Some commenters on the NicoNico upload (https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1079897) kindly provided some explanations, which I have also translated.
Any other errors are most likely results of my still horrible comprehension, but in this upload I could update it at any time since it isn't embedded into the video. As always, corrections and suggestions are appreciated!