They Called It a Deathworld Trial — The Human Called It "Dinner Prep" | HFY Sci-Fi Story
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🌌 They Called It a Deathworld Trial — The Human Called It "Dinner Prep" | HFY Sci-Fi Story
What happens when an average human farmer is dropped on the galaxy's deadliest planet as part of a survival assessment? Simple: he treats it like a camping trip.
In this hilarious and mind-blowing HFY (Humanity, F*** Yeah!) story, George Webb—a humble agricultural specialist from Earth—volunteers for a Class 9 Deathworld survival trial ... by accident. But instead of dying like every other poor soul, George strolls through toxic jungles, cooks venomous creatures for dinner, and defeats apex predators using sticks and rocks. The alien observers? Horrified. The results? History-changing.
🌍 Little did the galaxy know… Earth itself is the ultimate deathworld.
🧠 What You'll Hear In This Story:
1. Aliens watching a human break every survival rule and somehow thrive
2. A sarcastic, resourceful human who shrugs off deadly environments
3. First contact with humanity's insane resilience
4. Galactic bureaucrats having existential crises over Earth
5. Survival comedy meets hard sci-fi worldbuilding
📌 Perfect for Fans of:
1. HFY (Humanity, F*** Yeah!) stories
2. Sci-fi survival adventures
3. Comedy meets cosmic horror
4. Aliens-underestimating-humans tropes
5. The Martian, The Expanse, Douglas Adams, and John Scalzi
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📢 Share this story with your fellow sci-fi lovers — especially the ones who camp in bear country for fun.
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