The Teto Song (OFFICIAL)

her name beethoven, named by my little brother. shout out chompy gaming
Its just...so peak...

LYRICS
Have you heard of Teto?
She is quite the scamp
When it comes to music, fun, and mischief, she's the champ
She has not a home
Because she is broke
She performs songs but when she's off stage she takes a smoke
Then she goes to school, even though she's 31
She was packed some French bread with margarine, munch munch munch
Teto sits in class, today it's a test
She gets all the questions wrong because she's a dumb bitch
Then Teto meets me
Because I am there
I look quite like her but I am green with spikey hair
I become her friend
She thinks I am smart
We go home from school, and also I have a treehouse
We play Clash of Clans
And some Tetoris
And we get some beer, but it just lowkey tastes like piss
Then we go to bed
We're in the same bed
I don't mind that much, I trust Teto cause she's my friend
I can feel her breath
Why do I feel warm?
I feel something I don't think I've ever felt before
The next day at school, Teto and I don't talk
I don't even see her on the normal route she walks
I give her a wave
Her smile turns to a frown
Suddenly, my heart feels cold and dead and sad and brown
After just a month
Teto moved away
My treehouse still smells like her, what happened on that day?
Now I'm 42, I live with my husband
I don't really care for him, think I hate my life
I work at Olive Garden
I miss her every day
Sometimes I pretend my husband's her, I might be gay