FUNNIEST ARREST Ever - Chat Music

Here's a #music compilation of some of the #funny #comments from ‪@copclipz360‬'s short titled 'The Funniest Arrest ever 😂.' featuring ‪@PattymayoTv‬

FUNNIEST ARREST Ever is now on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/album/0HQFUT...

Patty Mayo:    / @pattymayotv  
Original Short:    • The Funniest Arrest ever 😂.  
Inspired by Chat Music #chatmusic

Lyrics:

Imagine being his friend,
never a dull moment.
Dude's funny as hell.
Natural comedian.

Love when the cop sits on him and he says,
Oh that's cute.
Judge you are sentenced to 3 months in jail,
Pineapple juice.
You ain't get me, I got you.
Bro is real life Deadpool.

For real need to be friends with this guy,
This dude has the best sense of humor.
Every man has a sensitive side,
Officer what is your safe word?

How is that officer holding it together,
You can tell he's got no sense of humor.
Serious main character energy right here.
Bros brain running at 160 miles per hour.

You know it's fake cause Patty Mayo, is the officer.
Remember he didn't get caught Bro, just surrendered.

The officer just closed the door like I'm so done why me.
I'm glad this gem resurfaced and ended up on my feed.
Someone give him a chance at being in comedy movies.
The muffled pineapple juice after the door shut broke me.

Don't look at it unless you, wanna see Big Dee.
I would pay to see this man do, stand up comedy.

When everyone thinks you're a criminal, but you're just a chill guy.
Bro doesn't need Hollywood, but Hollywood needs this guy.

Some of those are limited edition.
If donkey from Shrek was a real person.
Man's on a higher plane of existence.
I need a sequel, dude needs a season.

Homie let intrusive thoughts win.
What's your safe word got me rolling.
Bet he continued joking,
while heading to the department.

You fast, but you ain't fast enough.
Hey man, what's my safe word cracks me up.

Every single line's quotable.
My man needs a Netflix special.
Their chemistry's remarkable.
I want the long version for real.

There's a chance they gonna read this in court.
Watch your fingers b00tie hole man, pure gold.
You know how long it take to acquire those.
This man should have his own comedy show.











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