She Caught Me Checking My Watch—And Said, "You Got Somewhere Better to Be Than Here With Me?"

My Coworker Caught Me On a Date..Then She Said,"Why Didn't You Ask Me Out Instead?"

My Roommate's Sister Waited by the Garage—And Said, "Get In My Car, We're Going Somewhere Private"

I Joked: “Move In With Me.” Next Day She Asked: “Was That A Joke… Or An Offer?”

I Tried to Leave Quietly—But She Called Out, "I Heard You, Get Back Here Right Now"

I Got Stranded On A Deserted Island With My Boss. She Said, ”We'll Have to Keep Each Other Warm.”

Single Dad Woke Up to Find the Female CEO in His Shirt — What She Said Left Him Frozen

She Asked, “Can I Share Your Bed?” I Smiled, “Only If You Share My Forever.”

My Friend's Older Sister Blocked Door—And Said, "You're Not Leaving Until You Tell Me What's Wrong"

My Friend Dared Me To Ask My Neighbor Out, And She Said “You Better Not Waste My Time.”

The Doctors Laughed At The “New Nurse” — Until The Wounded SEAL Commander Saluted Her.

I Heard a Tap on My Window—She Mouthed, "Come Outside, Now"

I Tried to Slip Past Her — But She Blocked My Path and Said, "You're Not Going Anywhere"

My Roommate's Older Sister Sat Too Close—And Said, "Tell Me Why You Keep Avoiding Me"

I Saw My Boss at a Bar and Said "So You're My Date" She Smiled and Replied "Not Bad"

Female CEO Asks Single Dad "Did You Touch Me Last Night?" – His Life Crumbles

My Friend's Sister Waited by the Side Door—And Whispered, "Use This Exit, No One Will See Us Leave"

“I Need A Husband By Tomorrow,” She Said. I Replied: “Then You'll Have To Move In Tonight.”

My Coworker Saw Me At The Bar And Whispered, "Drinks on Me If You Take Me Home"

Single Dad Heard Little Girl Say “Mom’s Tattoo Matches Yours” – Shocking Truth Revealed

My Friend's Sister Waited on the Steps—And Said "I've Been Sitting Here an Hour Waiting for You"