Poor Alternian Trolls [Homestuck Parody]

Poor Alternian Trolls (Parody of Poor Unfortunate Souls from the Little Mermaid)

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I admit that in the past I've been too kind
But it's time I think I'd better make a switch
So you'll find that nowadays
I've concocted better ways
You could even deign to call me batterwitch
Oh yes...
Well I fortunately know a way to fix things
It's a talent that I always have possessed
Oh my minions, It is time
To put an end to all the crimes
Of the rebels causing all of this unrest

Poor Alternian trolls
In pain, in need
This one begging at the crowds
Oh he wants to steal my crown
Should I help them?
Yes, indeed
Poor Alternian trolls
So low, misled
They come pleading now for mercy
Crying, "Oh, Highness Please!"
But I help them!
I make them dead!

Now it's happened once or twice
One rebel's death would not suffice
And I'm afraid I had to cull some highblood souls
I hear another one complaint
Then I will use their blood as paint
These poor Alternian trolls

[dialogue]

Every troll who passes 9 sweeps will be banished
There's a lot of space to colonize, for shore.
The grubs and lususes may stay, but they will soon be sent away
And if they die, then whatever were they good for?
Until you all adore your Condescension
Say goodbye to your homeworld while you can!
Next sweep, this day at dawn,
You will all be moved along
And all talk, all rebellion shall be banned!

Come on you poor alternian trolls
Go ahead! Hail your empress!
I'm your queen, your Condescension and I've got eternal life
If you speak against me- take a guess
You poor Alternian trolls
Life's short for you
If you want to go rebelling
You've got the pay the tolls
Suck it up and get to work for me
Cause I'm in full control
And with my precious helmsman here
Well I'm just on a roll
These poor Alternian trolls