🎵 I Thought It Was Lotion - Funny Country Comedy Song About Aging and Burnin’ the Wrong Bits

🎵 “I Thought It Was Lotion” – The Ballad of a Burnin’ Mistake 🎵
Sometimes life teaches you a lesson... with a pump bottle and second-degree shame.
This cautionary country tale will have you laughin’ (and wincin’) as one man’s post-shower pride meets a mystery cream with a vendetta. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t lotion… and now he sits on frozen peas like a man scorched by fate itself.

🧴 LYRICS THAT’LL MAKE YOU HOLLER & HUG YOUR LABELS:

“I thought it was lotion — but it sure lit up like fire.
Made my cheeks light up like tires at a burnout bonfire.”

“My wife said, ‘That’s hair remover! You fool, read the label!’
Now I’m sittin’ on a bag of peas and questionin’ what’s stable.”

“You live, you learn, and sometimes you scream,
When you lube your bits with bathroom cream.”

🔥 WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS SONG:

✔ A full-throttle comedy story told in pure country glory
✔ Inspired by real-life “whoops” moments every man fears but won’t admit
✔ Great for fans of Ray Stevens, Wheeler Walker Jr., and cheek-scorchin’ laughter
✔ Perfect addition to your “Funny Country Songs” playlist
✔ PSA-approved: always read the label, y’all

📣 CALL TO ACTION:

🤣 LIKE if you’ve ever used the wrong bathroom product
🧊 COMMENT your most embarrassing hygiene mishap (we won’t judge… much)
📦 SHARE this with that friend who never reads the fine print
🎸 SUBSCRIBE for more knee-slappin’, skin-peelin’ country comedy
🔔 HIT THE BELL — before the next tube ruins your family jewels

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