This Is How You DON'T Play Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate

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Notes:
"...If you're going to take money from your veiwers, from your fans, from people who are going to invest in something that your going to put time and effort into, you better fucking put out a quality product. Alright." - DSP, May 4th, 2015

I feel like someone would have done this already but from what I've seen, no1 has and I can't find one. If somehow a TIHYDP of this is already up, I'll put an annotation at the beginning of the video and the description here.
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Other Information:

This Is How You DON'T Play Playlist:   • This Is How You Don't Play Series.  
Darksydephil's Channel:    / dspgaming  
His Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate Playlist:    • Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate playthrough  
His MP Matches (Very boring, wouldn't waste the time honestly) :   • Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate Co-op  
Parody of DSP playing Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate (very funny):   • DSP Plays: Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate  
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