"Fantasy Club" • ROBOT PARTY • Official Music Video HD 4k *EXPLICIT LYRICS*

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Robot Party
“Fantasy Club”
From the album, Revenge of the Moon Scorpions

RobotPartyATL.com

Directed and animated by Thomas Andrew Lawson
www.thomasandrewlawson.com

Lyrics:
In the fantasy club, looking for love
With my magic powers from the gods above.
I got ancient spells in my spellbook girl,
Wanna hold my wand and give it a whirl?
This medieval club, it's a real weird scene,
Full of unicorns and minotaurs and dragons of green.
They're trying to hook up and they're trying to get fresh,
But look out for those goblins, they'll eat your flesh.
I'm a hip hop wizard with lots of tricks,
But tonight my boys are just trying to get chicks.
Decked in my robes and my wizard hat,
There's a real hot fairy that I wanna snatch.
Steer clear of the witches, they're straight up bitches,
Them gold diggin' hoes just after my riches.
Gotta find a girl who's wholesome and thick
Who will suck my wizard dick.

And we dance in the night,
It's alright, you've got me whoa.
So we raise up our drinks (hey!)
In the air (Girl, shake that booty, shake it).
And you know, says the troll,
Life is short (Yolo!) Yo-lo-lo Yolo!
And we dance in the night, till the morning light.
(You've got me under your spell!)

Half human half giant, he's the son of a farmer.
But he dances like a god in his magic suit of armor.
The dwarves are drinking mead and the elves are sippin' wine.
There's a gimp mask tree sprite choking on a vine.
The King is at the counter and he's feeling pretty good,
while the queen is offered potion but she doesn't think she should.
The princess is a rich bitch dressed up as a white witch,
Titties in her corset she was giving me the right itch.
The wise man glows in his eternal light and says
"Everybody's gonna get fucked!" (Tonight!)

And we dance in the night, It's alright, you've got me whoa.
So we raise up our drinks (hey!)
In the air (Girl, shake that booty, shake it).
And you know, says the troll,
Life is short (Yolo!) Yo-lo-lo Yolo!
And we dance in the night, till the morning light.
(You've got me under your spell!)

Dwarves are getting hammered,
Witches about that glammer,
Elves are amorous
And dragons gonna drag!
Dwarves are getting hammered,
Witches about that glammer,
Elves are amorous
And goblins make me gag!

Up in the club getting slizard,
I make it magical tonight, I'm a wizard.
I cast the blizzard, I leave you shiverin'.
That ain't no lizard in my robe, its the Serpent of Slytherin.
Come hither and deliver then, unfolding your path,
Feel that thick hard wood when you're holding my staff.
No controlling my wrath, my flow is my craft,
tear a new hole in your colon and ass, and fold you in half.
The first scroll that I cast set the tavern to chattering,
Bursting earthquakes, now the caverns are shattering,
Verse a killing curse, I'm Avada Kedavraing,
I spit flames like dragons,
your shit game's just Magic: The Gathering.
So ladies quit behaving so chaste,
I ain't no Disney Channel wizard up from Waverly Place.
I play the Game of the Rings. I'm the Lord of the Thrones.
And I'll be deep inside that pussy like the sword in the stone.
And we dance in the night, It's alright, you've got me whoa.

So we raise up our drinks (hey!)
In the air (Girl, shake that booty, shake it).
And you know, says the troll, Life is short (Yolo!) Yo-lo-lo Yolo!
And we dance in the night, till the morning light.
(You've got me under your spell!)