Every Soulsborne dog ranked by how much they ruined my life

From Demon's Souls to Elden Ring, it's been almost 16 years, and still, not a single one of those games has changed our perspective on dogs in them.
THEY ARE MAN'S WORST FRIEND, PERIOD.

That's why I decided to make this ranking, by playing all of their deliveries, and find which game contains the most annoying dogs to fight against, be it because of their aggressiveness, the ganks they come with, or simply because they bend time and space to their will.

I don't know what kind of trauma Hide n'Take Miyazaki has had with dogs in real life, but it's time to stop. Bring back a summonable doggo NPC for a boss fight, and passive pups in the map (not turtles). I know asking Mr. Zaki not to put his own nightmares in his game is too much to ask, but at least make them a little more manageable, don't ever put them back with bosses in the same arena, and for Christ's Sake, don't ever fuse them with other annoying enemies in the game. It's too much for my poor heart.

I hope you enjoy this random ranking, because I did. If you want to support the channel, please subscribe so I can see that you're interested in watching more of this style of content. Thank you, comrades.

Credit to ‪@ZullietheWitch‬ for the info on the broken bleed dogs.

Time stamps:

00:00 Intro and rules
00:37 8. These are too easy
01:48 7. Fast, but I'm faster
02:37 6. Not bad, not bad at all
03:28 5. No bellyscratching for you
04:46 4. YOU NEED TO GET OFF ME
05:38 3. Let me hit every wall real quick
07:07 2. I WANT TO UNALIVE ALL THESE CREATURES
08:16 1. Your Bites... Extraordinary...

Tags: #eldenring #sekiro #bloodborne