Punk AF!

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composed by James Hartman
electric guitar, bass guitar and vocals performed by James Hartman
drums programmed by James Hartman

Had a feeling so I wrote this song
If you know the words, you can sing along
Don't know what I wanna put here
But I still put it down so eloquently
If you disagree, you can suck my pee pee
It starts off big then gets real tiny
Wait no that's backwards God what have I done?
I've embarrassed myself and there's no going back

Writing on the wall says I'm gonna fart soon
Old farts like me keep things intresting
Donair pizza stinks up the whole room
Don't breathe through your mouth, that's fucking disgusting
Breathe through your nose, do it slow and steady
Diet is important, it keeps you healthy
Don't drink too much soda, cuz you'll get bloated
Then one poke and you are exploded
Yep!

This song's half over - half over already?
That's right, you silly goose - I'll be your silly moose
We'll run away together, to the sunset forever
Always and eternal, our love will never fade
Well, unless you come across somebody else
With a nicer body and a bigger bank account
Don't worry I don't harbor no ill feelings
That's just what your nature is
I'd love to let you go

Time to hit the can, not the toilet, this skipjack
Don't eat too much, or you'll get real sick
Mercury poisoning, to be exact
You could get tremors, you could get a rash
You'll need an IV, you'll need chelation
I didn't know these facts, I had to look em up
Now that you know, you're sure to be safe
It's called "Punk As Fuck" - the informed delinquent!
Yep!

Nya nya nya nya