City of Heroes: Statesman vs Lord Recluse

I wrote a City of Heroes Epic Rap Battle between Statesman and Lord Recluse

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Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of CoH
Statesman versus Lord Recluse!
Ready?!!! Begin!!!!!

[STATESMAN:]

I’ll drop you like my Foot Stomp
Your little Night Widows can’t hold me back, you Arachnos circle jerk off!!
You got a bad plan of attack
Hit’em with the left-right jab!
Knockout Blow helmet’s cracked.
Got so many Tarantula’s stacked, I ate legs for days,
They can’t step to me, in a million ways.
Haymaker every Bane I see,
It’s all on me, smash that ass for free!
I’ll wreck Mako, the Mu—your Mom—and still ask for more,
Bounce deez itsy-bitsy spider’s nuts off the floor.
I can bench press Atlas (Yeah!) I got mad reps!
You’re spamming pets just to catch a breath
(Yeah!) I fuck with Inspirations,
With these hits you’re takin’—guessin’ you should have picked Regeneration! (“Hahahaha!”)

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[LORD RECLUSE]

You think you’re a god, Bitch?! You ain’t even Vanguard
You already died once (“what you forgot?!”) Your grave’s a ditch in my backyard
Your Super Strength's weak, that shit’s outdated,
I inject venom in my hits that leave you mutated.
You tank through fights like a big dumb brute,
I Placate your face while my squad executes your Super Group base like a lowbie Longbow farm,
I've got Crab Spiders itching to tear off arms!
That aint “fly” that’s a slow ass hover,
Ain’t nobody taunted by your tiny mask brother!
I laugh past, these legs slash and stab fast,
Your city’s broke, and your legacy’s trash.
I run the Isles with power and cash,
You’re just an old man stuck livin' in the past.


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[STATESMAN:]

“Oh for the love of Zeus… alright Fuck it!!! Let’s RAGE!!!!!”

I Portal Corps hop while you still call for Taxi Bots,
Your minions are canon fodder, you couldn’t even take my granddaughter!
I bust through your ranks with with a speck of my power,
Your rhymes weaker than a Fire Tanker takin’ a shower.
I clap thunderous cheeks, make Sappers short out,
Puffin’ on your venom grenades while I knock your Fortunatas the fuck out!
Your fliers drop, my squad stands tall,
Took Ghost Widow down town. Know what I’m talkin’ ’bout chy’all?!
You need your lackeys—but I don’t need no crutch,
Your Strike Force sucks ‘cause you talk too much.



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[LORD RECLUSE:]

You really think you own this city? Man, you’re a joke.
Your cape’s nothing to me, it just hides your throat.
You’re still playing hero while I’m breaking these fools,
Im still making moves, you’re stuck following the rules.
Your sidekicks call me Daddy Long Legs—
You don’t wanna know what that really means!
I’ve broken stronger heroes than you Go ahead, ask ‘em—can’t you hear their screams?!
You think you’re invincible? You think you can win?
I’m that eight-legged mega mastermind monster crawling under your skin!


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ANNOUNCER:

“Who won? Who’s next? YOU DECIDE!”
“Epic… Rap Battles of CoH”