They Asked Which Humans Were Combat-Ready, Military Said "Define 'Ready.' All of Them Can Kill."

They Asked Which Humans Were Combat-Ready — Military Said Define 'Ready.' All of Them Ca.mp4

Humans weren’t supposed to all be combat-ready. The Galactic Coalition just wanted clean metrics: how many trained soldiers, how many specialists, how many active units. Instead, Inspector Vrelth discovers a terrifying truth – on Earth, combat capability isn’t a job, it’s a side effect of simply being human. Custodians who can disarm attackers with a mop, librarians with black belts, veterinarians who treat military-grade combat bots like unruly animals, and children who navigate emergency zones like it’s recess. And that’s before the real soldiers arrive.

From Sergeant Helen’s impossible test runs to Captain Virginia walking out of hostile territory on a broken leg, the Coalition realizes too late that “combat-ready humans” isn’t a subset of the population. It’s the entire species.

In this HFY sci fi story, we follow Inspector Vrelth as his standard readiness assessment spirals into existential horror and reluctant admiration. As he watches humans shrug off fear, pain, and even their own biological limits in the name of survival, duty, and pure stubbornness, his report to the Coalition becomes brutally simple: asking which humans can kill is like asking which humans can breathe. If you enjoy “humans are terrifying,” “humans are space orcs,” military sci fi, and galaxy-wide bureaucracy getting blindsided by Earth’s chaos, this one’s for you.

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