Dota 2 but it's a Trap Song

[INTRO]
Welcome to the main menu, baby—queue up and get wrecked

[HOOK]
I spawn in dirty, smell like smoke and bad decisions
Courier got bricks, yeah, deliver bad intentions
Ancient on the line, hear it cryin’ for forgiveness
Teamfight get obscene, yeah, we sinning in the minimap

[VERSE 1]
I’m drunk off mana, bottle poppin’, runes in my system
Mid lane menace, talkin’ trash like it’s a religion
Blink in your base, disrespecting personal space
Finger on the buyback, yeah I dare you to erase
Got a mouth full of curses and a HUD full of hate
Chat wheel spamming insults while I dance on your grave
This ain’t PG, this is post-watershed filth
I make your carry uninstall, hurt their pride and their health

[PRE-HOOK]
Smoked up, smoked gank, yeah we creepin’ real quiet
Five heroes dogpile, hear the casters gettin’ riot
You can hear the keys smash when the tempers ignite
Tilt so hard it’s a feature, welcome back to the fight

[HOOK]
I spawn in dirty, smell like smoke and bad decisions
Courier got bricks, yeah, deliver bad intentions
Ancient on the line, hear it cryin’ for forgiveness
Teamfight get obscene, yeah, we sinning in the minimap

[VERSE 2]
Axe call, blood splatter, got me flexin’ in the pit
Dunk so rude it should come with a parental advisory sticker on it
Queen of Pain scream loud, whole map hear the moan
Shadow Fiend stackin’ souls like he collectin’ your bones
Invoker talk slick, fingers flyin’ like a freak
Cold Snap, Tornado, EMP leave you weak
Pudge hook from the dark, yeah it nasty and mean
Drag you in close, whisper “welcome to the meat grinder scene”

[BRIDGE]
Buy wards, no vision? yeah you playin’ yourself
I see everything, baby, I don’t need your help
Roshan takin’ hits like a bad night out
Aegis in my pocket, confidence loud as my mouth

[VERSE 3]
Phantom Assassin crit, make your headset explode
Jugger spin so dirty it should come censored mode
Storm zip through your squad like a problem you regret
You can hear the rage type before the keys even connect
This song ain’t for kids, tell ‘em cover their ears
It’s MMR trauma mixed with whiskey and tears
Main menu anthem, yeah it slaps way too hard
You press Play, life choices fall apart

[HOOK]
I spawn in dirty, smell like smoke and bad decisions
Courier got bricks, yeah, deliver bad intentions
Ancient on the line, hear it cryin’ for forgiveness
Teamfight get obscene, yeah, we sinning in the minimap

[OUTRO –]
Radiant… Dire… doesn’t matter
You queued up—now deal with it