My Weed Whacker Is Possessed (Send Help!)

Welcome back to Fat Guy Fixer Upper! That’s right — your favorite fat guy on YouTube is back at it again with another chaotic day in the yard. Today’s mission? Operation Tree Fall… but it didn’t exactly go as planned.

What started as a simple “weed whack and lift a fence” kind of day quickly turned into a full-on paranormal experience. My old gas-powered weed whacker — the one that’s been hanging on by duct tape and stubbornness — decided it had a mind of its own. The throttle jammed, it screamed at me, and somehow, I ended up yelling “I’ll kill you!” at a power tool. I swear it laughed back.

Between fighting a fence that’s become one with the earth, dodging bugs that seem to have personal vendettas, sweating like I’m in a sauna, and trying not to break another tripod, this might be the most exhausting (and ridiculous) episode yet.

You’ll see me:
🌿 Battle possessed machinery that refuses to cooperate
⚒️ Unearth fences buried for 17 years
💀 Nearly get taken out by rogue tree branches
🦟 Wage war against the bug kingdom
😂 Lose my patience (and possibly my mind)

But somehow, we get the job done — sort of. The trees come down, the weeds surrender (mostly), and the fence finally gives in. I might not have performed a miracle, but I did survive the Weed Whacker from Hell.

If you enjoy real DIY chaos, sweat, and sarcasm, then hit that LIKE button, drop a COMMENT with your worst “possessed tool” story, and don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE for more Fat Guy Fixer Upper adventures.

Because around here… if it can break, it will break.

👷‍♂️💪