The $100 Million Keanu Reeves FLOP | 47 RONIN Movie Review

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Who here loves themselves some Keanu Reeves? I mean, he’s pretty much EVERYWHERE nowadays, so you’d hard-pressed to find someone who doesn’t.

But for a good ten years between The Matrix series and John Wick, the poor guy had it rough. So much so it’s been immortalized through some good ‘ol memes. (Hey, as long as it works.)

So when he agreed to star in a Hollywood version about the 47 Ronin, it seemed like we’d have another classic on our hands. Right?

That’s to say the film became one of the biggest box office bombs of all time, and I got forced into watching it to make this video.

Yay me.

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Oh, and I guess it’s been about a year since this channel got started. Woot-Woot.

00:00 – Anyone Know About the 47 Ronin?
1:05 – Keanu Reeves (pre-Keanussaince)
2:10 – America Comes Knocking
2:17 – Oh, How Hard Did It FLOP
2:40 – The Synopsis
4:14 – Where Does Keanu Fit In Here?
5:02 – Production Ones (Always A Good Sign)
7:17 – Where To Start With The Issues? (The Magic Stuff)
8:01 – Mediocre Action Meets Mediocre Magic
9:10 – The Special Effects (It Cost THIS MUCH?)
10:02 – The Poor Actors (Figuratively and Literally)
11:00 – Boring Sponges of Characters
13:03 – Authenticity Need Not Apply
15:01 – CONCLUSION