pls stop fcking bothering me

i really made this for myself bc if i have one more teams meeting i will scream, like what more do we need to discuss omg

bennies:

i am completely and totally immune to being bothered at work. i am completely and totally immune to having meetings at work. if i have a meeting, it is only to discuss the amazing work i am doing. i am immune to being micromanaged. i am immune to being checked on constantly. everyone leaves me alone and lets me work in total peace. everyone thinks i do an amazing job. i am completely and totally immune to receiving criticism at work. i am immune to doing corrections. i am immune to having to fix things. everything i do is already perfect. i am immune to making mistakes and i am immune to anyone noticing anything to correct. i am completely and totally immune to needing coaching or mentoring because i am so perfect at what i do.

work is always smooth and easy for me. work is always a breeze. work is so easy for me every single day, i am immune to having issues at work. everything i do flows naturally and effortlessly. i always get praise for my work. i always get accolades for my work. everyone trusts me. everyone respects me. everyone relies on me because they know i always deliver flawlessly. my coworkers and bosses only have good things to say about me. i am always the favorite in the workplace without trying. i am always the one who gets complimented. i am always the one who gets acknowledged.

i am constantly receiving bonuses at my job. i am constantly receiving pay increases at my job. i am constantly receiving promotions at my job. my salary is high. my paychecks are always big. my income is always increasing. money flows to me through my job effortlessly. i get rewarded simply for existing. i get rewarded simply for showing up. i get rewarded because i am excellent at what i do.

i am immune to stress at work. i am immune to being overwhelmed. everything is manageable for me. everything is easy for me. everything goes my way at work. every day is smooth. every day is peaceful. every day feels like a light, effortless win. i am always left alone. i am always respected. work is always in my favor. this is my work reality and it will stay that way.


desired results. permanent results. yes it’s unisex.