Alien Princess - 90s Punk

AI 90s Punk

Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I was microwaving day-old fries
Wearing socks that didn’t match my life
Ceiling cracked
Then the floor went tilt
Got beamed up in boxers and guilt
Metal walls and a lava lamp glow
Stale air tasting like cereal and snow
Then she walks in
Six eyes and a crown
Said
“Congrats
You’re abducted
Don’t freak out now” (hey!)

[Chorus]
I fell in love with an alien princess
Glitter fangs and a second heartbeat
She said
“You’re weird
But you’re kind of precious”
Kicked my shoes off
Floated off my feet
Yeah
I’m doomed
But it hits so sweet
In love with an alien princess

[Verse 2]
Pilot’s chair
There’s a talking frog
Chain wallet
Flannel
Little space hog
Croaks
“Dude
Relax
Have a cosmic fry”
Lights a match
It just burns in the sky
She laughs
“My dad might vaporize you”
I shrug
“My landlord almost did too”
We share gum from dimension five
Her hand’s cold starlight
Keeps me alive (oh yeah)

[Chorus]
I fell in love with an alien princess
Glitter fangs and a second heartbeat
She said
“You’re weird
But you’re kind of precious”
Kicked my shoes off
Floated off my feet
Yeah
I’m doomed
But it hits so sweet
In love with an alien princess
In love with an alien princess

[Bridge]

[Spoken frog over halftime groove]
“Kid
If she says jump
You say ‘What orbit?’
If her dad shows up
Play dead. Trust me.”

[Back to full speed]
Now we’re joyriding comets like stolen cars
Spray-paint rings on abandoned stars
She steals a kiss
Alarms all scream
Frog yells
“Floor it
Chasing sparks of a fading beam!” (hey!)

[Chorus]
I fell in love with an alien princess
Glitter fangs and a second heartbeat
She said
“You’re weird
But you’re kind of precious”
Kicked my shoes off
Floated off my feet
Yeah
I’m doomed
But it hits so sweet
In love with an alien princess
In love with an alien princess (whoa)
In love with an alien princess (whoa)
And a punk rock talking frog backseat witness