Mediocre Rap Battle of the LEC | MAD vs G2 | 2021 Summer

2021 Summer Playoffs start on Friday! Tune in!
Friday 13th August - 17:30 CEST: MSF vs RGE
Saturday 14th August - 16:30 CEST: MAD vs G2
Sunday 15th August - 16:30 CEST: VIT vs FNC

LYRICS:

You’re not the new king, what are you sayin’
There's no crown for losing in play-ins

A ticket to Iceland didn’t make you the best
Just less of a failure than all of the rest

Samurai at MSI, yeah we took the trophy
Gold standard for what a champs s'pposed to be

Peak League ain’t EU
Peak League is G2

This ain’t best of one, boy. Hold that disrespect
Rekkles best of 5’s, yeah, we’re gonna break your neck

Looking hella good teams Peng, no Peter
Beat you so bad you think I’m a cheater

Comparing our Junglers like damn son,
Don’t call it a gap, it's a canyon

No map hacks, we’re just stacked
Jankos pathing, it’s just cracked

Flash in the pan, you understand,
You had your shot, never get it again

Carzzy is bad, Kaiser is worse
Armut is dying, go get the nurse
Or even better, get Humanoids hearse
Repeating some lines, you aren’t worth a new verse


It's about time you resign
Crowns mine
In the bloodline
I'm an Apex feline
You're on the decline
Got no rhyme
Lost your spine
Nothing but a mid and a receding hairline

You are a joke, can't land a smite
You're just a dog that's all bark and no bite
I am the best, you are the clown
Show some respect and bow down to the crown

They call him Rekkles but he should rename to KDA
Our boy Carzzy always blowing up like Michael Bay
Stay in lane and your screen will soon be goin’ grey
You're nothing but old news so get out of my f***** way

Used to be the best in every role and now your slippin’
Gonna need to take a look across the pond for positions
You can get a couple million, but we'll always think you're free
You're so good at taking L’s you could manage CLG


Last chance, better call your momma
Cause your gonna get hit by Saitama
One punch, 3-0,
Then we’re coming for our trophy like repo
Win one, you got an ego
But beating Rogue, that’s a free throw.
That’s a weak joke, you got no hope,
Full strength G2, better not choke

Top lane is runnin’ it, runnin’ it, runnin’ it,
Running from lane, know that he done in it
Too deep on side, know that we stunnin’ him
Counting the throws, they keep on coming in


Is he Carzzy or Crazy, mostly looks lazy
Mostly just ints it, he’ll never phase me
Elyoya a rookie he lacks that finesse
Watching him play is just Spain without S
Kaiser can’t keep up you know what the truth is
Support is OP but that boy is useless.
Poor little Marek, Lord knows he tries
But in the end, Humanoid dies

SKT Season 6, no Impact
Caps Mejai’s every game, yeah we get stacks
Try trading in lane, that’s a quick back
Trash talking on our name, you gon' eat that

This ain’t a rivalry, this is a charity
More like a show match, with so much disparity
Think you're a challenge for a god we'll reverse it
You’re just a dog better bark when this verse hit


Hate the way you see when lookin’ down on me
Your inability to recognize me as a real rivalry
Is just your ego inflating, frustrating your reign is abating
there should be no debating I’ll be coming for the final
Our battle is a cycle always viral but the title will be mine
You can cry, don't be shy, wanna retry? You’ll still die, get the black tie, say goodbye
This is it, I'm no Mr Nice Guy

I saw you getting hyphy when Rekkles joined the team
Instead you lost your trophy and you just became a meme

I wonder if Wunder's done with his WoW plunder
A pirate one trick that makes nothin’ but blunders
He's the perfect player to feed all our hunger
The TCL champ gon' be bringing the thunder

Hidden in the shroud, making ground, doesn't make a sound
Knife to the throat, start to choke, throw out your emote
‘Kali go grr, ‘Kali go to work
Humanoid about to put Caps in the dirt

Bald head, wrists weak, bad eyes, you've peaked
Sad times, meta slave, climb in, your grave

Truth is you're irrelevant,
Completely devoid of elegance
Your experiments to replace Perkz have only left you with his excrement
It's evident, the sentiment, has shifted to our development
I am the king, follow my ping, be grateful that I'm benevolent

I'm done with you, you're brainless
I'm on the road to greatness
You claim you're good, outrageous
I promise this won't be painless