Amputee Reacts to Amputee Humor T-Shirts

I'm an amputee, and I need help picking an amputee humor t-shirt. Which one do you think I should get?
Below are Amazon affiliate links to t-shirts in this video, plus several more in case you want a funny shirt for yourself or a friend.

LEG AMPUTEE T-SHIRTS
👕 Oh snap!
https://amzn.to/4ia7SLx
👕 Big Foot
https://amzn.to/3V8SDIW
👕 Sharks
https://amzn.to/3AQAPLY
https://amzn.to/4fWOPTc
https://amzn.to/3CVrGCa
👕 Need a Hand?
https://amzn.to/416ksFF
👕 I’m stumped
https://amzn.to/4eOqoX7
https://amzn.to/3Zpv55a
https://amzn.to/3CESu9J
https://amzn.to/3B2NjQC
https://amzn.to/3Os0Mo4
👕 Quit pulling my leg!
https://amzn.to/4eUhlDP
👕 It cost an arm or a leg
https://amzn.to/4i4Hgvv
👕 Some assembly required
https://amzn.to/4g25p40
👕 Accidental pirate
https://amzn.to/3CMVBwq
👕 Pirate
https://amzn.to/3ZaT2f0
https://amzn.to/3OrBcj7
https://amzn.to/3CKe7pr
👕 Leg story
https://amzn.to/3ZsSjYk
https://amzn.to/3CM6Kh8
https://amzn.to/49pGyoV
👕 Partial Arts
https://amzn.to/3V8sauY
👕 Leaving Hospital Checklist
https://amzn.to/4fNMYk2
👕 Chainsaw Juggler
https://amzn.to/41aWr0l
👕 Little Piggy Went All the Way Home
https://amzn.to/3ZeO7tU
👕 Amputee Nutrition
https://amzn.to/3Z9PM3O
👕 The Knee Bone’s Connected To…
https://amzn.to/3BcrZrM
👕 I Only Got a T-Shirt
https://amzn.to/49bnomf
👕 I Can’t Stand
https://amzn.to/3Zq8IN5
https://amzn.to/3Z6fc28
👕 After Market Parts
https://amzn.to/4g9fIDz
👕 Laughing My Leg Off
https://amzn.to/4fKDFRA
👕 Human Starfish
https://amzn.to/3AZOaBw
👕 ¾ Ain’t Bad
https://amzn.to/3Va3sus
👕 LimITless
https://amzn.to/3ZqaFZZ
👕 Fun and Games, then Stairway
https://amzn.to/4fLeFJZ
👕 One Foot In The Grave
https://amzn.to/49baDYQ
👕 I Put My Prosthetic On For This
https://amzn.to/4g0IqGo
👕 Zombie chewed it off
https://amzn.to/4eN1pn0
👕 I’m in it for the parking
https://amzn.to/3OMAPA1
👕 Student Walker
https://amzn.to/411MB0F
👕 Star Wars Arm and a Leg
https://amzn.to/4g9ghNH
👕 Limb Loss Awareness
https://amzn.to/3Z9o5I7
👕 Outstanding
https://amzn.to/3COTd8v
👕 Phantom Pain Mode
https://amzn.to/3ZmRf8b
👕 One Legged Queen
https://amzn.to/496LT40
👕 Aliens
https://amzn.to/4eQ9Ii3
👕 Walking Evolution
https://amzn.to/3COZEbF
👕 Amputee Wife
https://amzn.to/3V93ans
https://amzn.to/49aHxsX
👕 Grow Back
https://amzn.to/4115m4j
https://amzn.to/3OpVf1c
👕 Poker Leg
https://amzn.to/3OrYjdi
👕 Last Leg
https://amzn.to/3V73qDu
https://amzn.to/3B92Qyb
https://amzn.to/4965pxN
https://amzn.to/4fGZX6Q
https://amzn.to/3ZsUR7B
👕 Flamingo Last Leg
https://amzn.to/3Orr9KR
👕 Amputee Elf
https://amzn.to/4fH02aE
👕 I require some assembly
https://amzn.to/4i5PLXe
👕 9/10 Toes/Legs
https://amzn.to/3CGs33u
https://amzn.to/49aF5mf
👕 Missing Foot
(right) https://amzn.to/3B0PFPR
(left) https://amzn.to/3Z6osmU
(left) https://amzn.to/4fQ5fgE
https://amzn.to/3Z50hoZ
https://amzn.to/4fKDJAO
https://amzn.to/3VbiwYH
👕 Run Better than Government
https://amzn.to/3Zax8sF
👕 Wrestling an Aligator
https://amzn.to/3ZaQz4e
👕 Respect the Stump
https://amzn.to/4eOPQLS
👕 Robot parts
https://amzn.to/4g9dbt7
👕 Loser with ten toes
https://amzn.to/3YZYnpq
👕 I swim in circles
https://amzn.to/3B0POmn
👕 Awesome Amputee
https://amzn.to/3OqhBzF
👕 Leg Day (singular)
https://amzn.to/4g8bufw
👕 Dog walk
https://amzn.to/3CNZrpe
👕 Wheelchair don’t run away
https://amzn.to/4eQaxHF
👕 Can’t walk Officer
https://amzn.to/4fMYU5q
👕 Amputee ribbon
https://amzn.to/4g8naP1
👕 Eat, Sleep, Limp
https://amzn.to/416BROG
👕 Survived Amputation
https://amzn.to/4g2hzKc
👕 Stare and it’ll grow back
https://amzn.to/4g9oAsR
https://amzn.to/4g5H9xM
👕 Invisible Leg
https://amzn.to/3VdEWbU
👕 Break A Leg
https://amzn.to/3CIUVrX
👕 Prosthetic Marathon
https://amzn.to/417oFJm
👕 Where’s My Leg?
https://amzn.to/3Z5Gztm
👕 Flip Flop
https://amzn.to/3Va9yeg
👕 Limping Ain’t Easy
https://amzn.to/4eLZcYV
https://amzn.to/49aOo5r
👕 Two Legs Are Overrated
https://amzn.to/413Xmzq
👕 It was a Dragon
https://amzn.to/3ZmRkZo
👕 T-Rex Ate My Leg
https://amzn.to/4ial9Un
👕 Two Legs is So Last Year
https://amzn.to/3Vc0rcS
👕 Amputation One Star
https://amzn.to/3APLnuN
👕 One Leg Standing Competition
https://amzn.to/3ZrRQ8J

ARM AMPUTEE SHIRTS
👕 Unarmed
https://amzn.to/3B2K8Zc
https://amzn.to/4g6ostX
👕 Clap your…oh
https://amzn.to/3ZaR2U2
https://amzn.to/3OoYKVX
👕 I lent a hand
https://amzn.to/4959ORD
👕 Arms 1/2
https://amzn.to/3OuRsQt
👕 Missing arm
https://amzn.to/3Ooao3k

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