Donkey Kong Country 2 - Monkeys Disarm Your Kremlings

This is a remix of Crocodile Cacophany from Donkey Kong Country 2. You can find it as a download on the OverClocked Remix album "Donkey Kong Country 2: Serious Monkey Business". Featuring Brandon Strader on vocals. Music and lyrics written by Nekofrog.

The song in general is a spoof on death metal, not to be taken seriously whatsoever. The lyrics are done in a joking manner, but contain elements of serious inner monologue from K. Rool. The title itself is a spoof of the In Flames song "Goliaths Disarm Your Davids".

Written and recorded about two years ago, there is a version on the album available WITHOUT vocals for those interested.

Lyrics:
Bananas x25

Your bananas all belong to me
Hear this yellow fruit decree
Find them all where they may be
Shake that tall banana tree

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Donkey Kong now lies in chains
Hoist him up with my big crain
He'll be the bait for my trap
Let's see him try and fling his crap

I've tried this shit now once before
Woke up face first on the floor
Now I have a better plan
To catch this apish monkey clan

Tasty golden yellow jewels
Should not belong to apish fools
Forward, march, bring us glory
Steal their fruit, further the story

Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium

All my life I've been denied
As Kremling rage seethes inside
This
Is
My
Lair
On
Scales
I
Swear

Any Kong who ventures near
To rescue this one held so dear
Dies
By
My
Hand
This
Is
My
Land

Krow
Kleever
Kudgel
Sting
Kreepy Krow
Kerozene
All my fallen underlings
With you my trust was all for nothing!

Here now I must wait
As Diddy Kong nears the gate
Minions failed
Lair assailed
Heads impaled
PLAN DERAILED

Locked in battle so surreal
Shooting off my balls of steel
I stomp the ground with such a force
Steel myself from all remorse

Though the fight has just begun
I'm having so much fucking fun
Diddy Kong has been knocked out
Bitch, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout

Dixie Kong now charges forth
Take her out like Peter North
Smack her up, swing again
C'mere bitch, SHORYUKEN!

Wait, what's this? It's getting dark
Where'd I get this big red mark?
Assailed with little monkey blows
Popped me in my big green nose

Done, done, done, done, I am done
Won, won, won, won, they have won
Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun, I had fun
Run, Run, Run, Run, time to run