Don’t Help Me, I’m Offended

Lyrics :

No help.
No advice.
No eye contact.
Okay?

My bag is open, things falling out
But don’t say a word, don’t help me out
If I lose it all, that’s my free will
Your common sense? Yeah, keep it chill

I don’t need warnings, I don’t need care
Just nod politely and stare at air
Helping is rude, concern’s too loud
Please respect my chaos, I’m feeling proud

Smile
Wave
Stay away
Do nothing — that’s the way

Don’t help me, don’t help me, no
Just let me go
If I mess it up, that’s personal growth
Don’t save me, don’t say “hey”
I’ll be offended anyway
Yeah don’t help me please
Just agree with me
I don’t want solutions
I want sympathy

[Verse 2]
Hold the door? Wow, slow it down
That’s a micro-drama, turn around
Saw me struggle? Just scroll your phone
Equality means leave me alone

Everyone scared to do something nice
Too risky now, better roll the dice
If it goes wrong, I’ll blame the air
But helping me? Don’t you dare

Don’t help me, don’t help me, no
Just let me go
If I mess it up, that’s personal growth
Don’t save me, don’t say “hey”
I’ll be offended anyway
Yeah don’t help me please
Just validate me
Common sense is cancelled
But outrage is free

If I’m stuck, just tweet about it
If I fall, make content out it
Do nothing, that’s the rule
Being useful isn’t cool

Don’t help me, don’t help me, no
Just clap real slow
I’ll call it strength, you’ll never know
Don’t save me, don’t interfere
I’ll scream “respect” then disappear
Yeah don’t help me please
Just let it be
I don’t need help
I need to feel seen

Thanks for doing nothing.
Perfect ending.