Ted Bundy was an idiot.

How do you start your morning?
Because Ted Bundy started his last one with a 550-person tailgate party chanting “Burn Bundy Burn” outside the prison gates… which honestly might be the most Florida thing that has ever happened.
Today on Breakfast Serial, I’m taking you through the real Ted Bundy story… not the polished Netflix version. I’m talking about the Bundy who pissed his pants at Sears, the Bundy who couldn’t stop getting busted in storage closets, the Bundy who used his real name while abducting people… the Bundy who escaped prison twice because apparently no one in the 1970s locked anything.
This is the full chaotic downhill slide of a guy who wanted to be a lawyer… but became a necrophiliac serial killer instead.
I dig into his childhood, the fake cast routine, the VW Beetle kills, the botched abductions, the escapes, the trial circus, and the final trip to the chair.
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Chapters
00:00 : Tailgate Party!
00:30 : Sister/Mother
01:15 : Pisspants
01:41 : Stepfather
02:20 : A closet-jerk
03:23 : University
03:50 : Bundy falls in love
04:20 : A fake cast
05:02 : In broad daylight
06:35 : The wrong woman
07:39 : Indiana Bundy
08:11: A burglary kit?
09:10 : Police line-up
09:44 : Bundy escapes
11:20 : Bundy escapes...again
12:16 : The sunshine state murders
13:12 : Capture
13:28 : Bundy ESQ
13:51 : Til death...
14:50 : So what do you think?