Morrowind: The Boots That Broke the Game (and Me)

I went too fast in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind… and ended up sprinting through the void with a cursed pair of boots and Todd Howard whispering in my ear.

What started as a normal quest turned into a cinematic descent into speedrun madness—complete with broken physics, ancient code, and a game engine that was never meant to move this fast.

This is a machinima hybrid — part glitch horror, part Elder Scrolls comedy, part philosophical meltdown.

If you’ve ever modded too hard, sprinted too far, or heard Todd in the static… you’re in the right place.

Timestamps
00:00 - Intro
02:01 - ACT 1: The Speed Begins
03:51 - ACT 2: Blindness Sets In
06:36 - ACT 3: Todd Howard Takes My Wallet

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