yo gurt meme but ay yo gurt is still yappin? packgod humble him

the yo gurt meme/ gurt sybau packgod humble him meme extended

lyrics:
me: yogurt
gurt: you talkin to me?
me: why would i talk to myself?
myself: why are you so mean?
somean: but he’s not so mean

gurt: but he just made myself cry
he: i wasn’t even talkin to you
you: i wasn’t talkin at all
i:
you: see?

see: you talkin to me?
me: i’m not talkin to anyone, i just wanted yogurt
anyone: but i didn’t say anything
i:
anyone: see?

see: what do you want?
you: that’s bad grammar
grammar: what is?
is: i didn’t say anything
i: stop talking about me

me: i agree
i: don’t tell me what to do
me: how could i tell myself what to do?
myself: i couldn’t tell me to do anything
me: exactly, now stop talkin, imma eat this yogurt

imma: okay
me: bro why did you eat my yogurt?
you: yogurt?
gurt: you talkin to me?
me: no one is talking to you
you: oh
noone: nuh uh

gurt: why are you so mean?
somean: that’s not so mean either
you: plus that’s bad grammar
grammar: i agree
i: okay

gurt: see? you, grammar, and i agree with me
see: but i didn’t say anything
gurt: yes he did
he: no i didn’t
i: gurt’s right actually

me: if everyone’s on my side then what’s the problem?
everyone: leave me out of it
me: see?
see: yeah?

gurt: hold up, i said everyone agrees with me not you
i: no, everyone agrees with you not me
you: no, gurt called me mean and his grammar disagreed
everyone: bro leave me out of it

me: listen to everyone gurt
gurt: try listening to me for once
me: how could i listen to myself?
myself: wow

gurt: you’re so mean, man you suck
man: me?
you: suck…?
somean: THAT’S NOT SO MEAN
me: for real, calm down gurt

gurt: no man, you suck
man: why tho
you: suck what, huh?
me: gurt, just calm down

gurt: sybau
me: packgod, humble him
him: not me, humble gurt
me: exactly

packgod: gurt?
more like getting gurted on
by donkey kong
in the bed with his gorilla dong
while gurt’s taking off his lady
thooooooooooong, th-thong,
th-th-th-thong,
all night long, all night,
all night long, all night,
ooh ooh ah ah

all types of wrong ahh type of guy,
gurt’s the type of guy who gets ghosted
even though he has no friends,
in his twenties but wears depends,
lives with his parents but can’t pay rent,
has no dollars, has no sense,
mister bizarro version of the monopoly man

thinks he can but no he can’t,
just stop gurt,
unless you’re hurting yourself then keep going
like the energizer bunny,
keep going and going and going
we’re not worried, you know why,
cause even that you suck at, you’ll be fine,
sucks to suck, now who sucks,
stfu and sybau

me: OHHHHHHHH
myself: OHHHHHH
somean: OHHHHH
he: OHHHHHHHH
you: OHHHHHHH
i: OHHHHHHHHH
see: OHHHHHHH
anyone: OHHHHH
grammar: OHHHH
is: OHHHHHHHHH
imma: OHHHHHH
noone: OHHHHHH
everyone: OHHHH
man: OHHHHHHH
him: OHHHHHHH
gurt: 💀💀💀

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