Can I build a CHEAP N64 setup from ALL eBay JUNK?

I NEED an N64. I can't afford a working N64. So I'll buy a broken one with all broken parts and fix them all! I will keep this one, forever.

Please help me get to 1,000 subscribers! If I get there, imagine how much better I'll make my videos haha.

For more information on repairing your saggy N64 thumbstick, here's the video I refer to:
   • Can I Fix it? - Repairing N64 Controllers  

If for some reason you can't get enough and you want to see the extended version of this video, it's split into 2x 16 minute videos here:
PART 1    • Taking an N64 with broken EVERYTHING so I ...  
PART 2    • Taking an N64 with broken EVERYTHING so I ...  

However I think my two favourite videos didn't get the love they need:
Barcode Battler:    • Can I Fix It? Barcode Battler fix, demo an...  
Playstation 1:    • Can I Fix It? - Fixing and modding a Plays...  

0:00 Intro
0:24 N64 PSU / No Power Repair
3:00 N64 Controller Repair
3:29 A delivery! (Oh my god, did a DOG just BITE me?)
4:28 N64 Controller Cable Repair
5:52 N64 Controller Joystick repair, various methods
6:26 N64 Joystick Comparison
9:08 8BitDo N64 Mod Kit
9:35 N64 Rumble Pak Repair
12:10 N64 Cartridge Repair/clean
13:33 N64 Memory Pak/Controller Pak repair/clean
14:32 N64 Shell Repair/Replacement
16:03 An Ode to Nostalgia
19:31 Thank you

In case you're interested in my remixes of Kokiri Forest and Goldeneye Watch Menu and think you can handle sub-par production, then fill your boots with free downloads from here:
  / music-from-n64-144370595  

Special thanks to:
Fiona, Franco, Stuart, Paul, Jeticus Gaming, Stuart Green, Kip Hakes, StezStix Fix?, Clouu (YouTube) for Mario Kart Theme Restored, The Amazing Delivery Guy