Defeats of My Favorite Animated Movie Villains Part 22 (Side A)

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Song: Bones by To No Avail

Villains Quotes:

"But what is worst of all, Ernest, you have been accused of the most despicable crime... you, sir, frighten our children!" -The Rat Judge

"Silence, Celestine! You're the accused, not the lawyer!" -The Bear Judge

"As long as you keep your mouth shut, I can stand to look at you... otherwise..." -HIM

"There's always gonna be a lot of collateral damage. There's lots of villains, and there's lots of villainous deeds going on at any given time. Part of my job is to prioritize which villains I'm gonna get back, you know? So, you know, I take a look around, I see if there’s any good-looking women who need to be rescued immediately, and then I sort of start from there and work my way down the list. You got Tubby Joe Schmo over there with a laser pointed at his head? He might have to wait in line a little while. Yeah, I’ve fought my fair share of villains, and they all have their own unique challenges — zombie monkeys, giant laser robots, super-aquatic ninja pygmies... but I’ll tell you, once in a while, the real kicker is, I get these dames, man. These dame villains. And they got the curves, and the hair, and the big eyes — and boy, those ones, they’re really, really hard to kill. Especially the ones that come up to you, and they’re looking at you, and you're looking at them, and you feel that sympatico, you know? Like she’s digging you, and you’re digging her digging you. And boy, you really gotta take a jog around the block real quick, sort of get your concentration back, compose yourself — because you can’t get distracted by those sorts of thoughts when you’re going up against a supervillain. That’s one of the hard parts of the job, you know? When you come across a dame who’s really something to look at, and you just gotta let her have it. Because she’s a villain. Yeah. Those are the bad days." -Gamma Jack/Handsome Jack

"Excellent. Behold... Galvatron! And these shall be your minions... Scourge the tracker, and his henchmen, the Sweeps. Cyclonus the warrior, and his armada. And this... shall be your ship. Now go... destroy the Autobot Matrix." -Unicron

"Beauty, isn't he? I found that guy strugglin' for life at the reef, and I saved him." -Dr. Philip Sherman

"Gentlemen, cat's out of the bag. GET ME THAT MOUSE!" -Warren T. Rat/Warren T. Cat

"You talk pretty tough for a mango with teeth." - "Hello! I'm Pigtail. It was great honor to kick the butts of my heroes. The butts were even greater than my dreams." -Susan/Doom and Pigtail Petrova

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