'Corona Loner Blues' 😷😔 - Bounder & Cad
Автор: Bounder & Cad
Загружено: 2020-03-23
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A song about a lonely Lone Ranger... With a whole lotta love for those HEROES on the front line 👩⚕️💛👨⚕ #coronalonerblues #corona #stayhome #staysafe 👌
Music and lyrics by Adam Drew (of Bounder & Cad)
Well I’m feelin’ a bit of resistance
To this call to maintain ‘social distance’
-Though of course we all know that it’ surely the right thing to do
...But the hours ain’t passin’ no faster-
Though I got me two packets of pasta!!
Well, what could the matter be?
Part of my anatomy’s blue…
When a movie just won’t move ya
And a novel ain’t novel no more
You know there’s something nothing else ain’t like...
-Oh, you’re a doggone lowly loathsome beast, Corona
You gone and made this ol’ ‘Lone Ranger’ just a loner
I would give my every squirt of sanitiser
To be hittin’ the saloon with sweet Eliza
I would gladly trade my multipack of tuna
To be makin’ daisy-chains with lovely Luna…
A diligent gentleman bandit
I’m accustomed to wearin’ a mask
And, though it’s kinda kinky, I’ll wear gloves
‘Cause forces of nature demand it, it surely ain’t so much to ask
For a cowboy to be with his lady loves!
I would give away my loo roll, for a roll around with Lou
I’ve no tickle on my chest- but let’s just see this darn thing through
I got the Corona loner blues!
I would kiss away my last strand of spaghetti
To have been a bit more saucy with Miss Betty...
When next I have my chances- I won’t pass on them
Just as sure as assless chaps ain’t got no ass on them!
Suppose right now I’m an ‘assless chap...’
This bat-bug from Wuhan gon’ ruined my wooin’
‘Cause yes, I’ve got a fever- and it’s the cabin kind
Oh Lord give us relief before I make myself go blind
So let’s crush this goddamn COVID
Then have Amores, like Mister Ovid But till then...
I got the Corona moaner blues
(I’m climbing the walls, I’m as blue as my balls)
With Corona loner blues
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