X. Marks The Spot

*Important Recall Notice: "Pirate Treasure Chests*

To all adventurers, treasure hunters, and valued customers,

We regret to inform you that due to unforeseen circumstances, all Pirate Treasure Chests are being recalled immediately. Recent reports have indicated that these chests may contain a cursed woman inside, leading to unexpected and potentially hazardous situations for users.

*Details of the Recall:*

*Affected Products:*
All Pirate Treasure Chests manufactured between January 2023 and October 2024.

*Reason for Recall:*
The chests have been found to house a cursed woman. Upon opening, individuals have experienced sudden and unexplained phenomena, including, but not limited to, eerie sounds, mysterious apparitions, and significant psychological distress.

*Immediate Actions Required:*
1. *Discontinue Use:* Stop using the chests immediately. Do not attempt to open or interact with the contents.
2. *Secure Location:* Place the chest in a secure, isolated location, preferably in a cool, dry place away from living areas.
3. *Contact Information:* Please reach out to our dedicated recall support team at (800) 123-4567 or email us at [email protected] for further instructions and safe disposal guidelines.

*Compensation:*
We understand the inconvenience this may cause and are committed to ensuring your safety and satisfaction. A full refund or replacement with a non-cursed chest will be provided upon verification of your purchase and return of the affected product.

We sincerely apologize for any distress or inconvenience this recall may cause. The safety and well-being of our customers are our top priorities, and we are taking all necessary steps to resolve this issue swiftly and efficiently.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.

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