Team Husband - Edward Cullen Is Just A Book

By Charlie McShane www.shiphassailed.com

My wife loves Edward from Twilight. So. Much. Please comment!.... TEAM HUSBAND

Do you remember before?
We don't laugh so much anymore
Said nothing would ever come between
Come between what we'd had for so long
How could something so right go so wrong?
Were we just spending time till something better came along?

Your world slows down when he goes walking by
You're biting your lip and surrendering with your eyes

But I'm not quite sure how to tell you this
But Edward is just a book

And I may not sparkle but neither should he
What kind of vampire spends his time climbing trees?
Im not sure what youve heard
But Im pretty sure Edwards just a book

Have you ever seen 30 Days Of Night?
Thats what real vampires are like.
Well, you know what I mean
Vampires arent real, but if they were,
Theyd be awesome just like that
Not sweet, trustworthy, romantic, or dreamy

You think hes hot but he makes my skin creep
Isnt it stalking when someone watches you sleep
No matter what youve heard
Hes just a character in a book

No capes or caskets, this kid only cares
About baseball and Volvos and Luke Perry hair
Im only pretty sure
Your boyfriends really just a book

Youre 26 and hes 17
As far as I know thats statutory
Im sorry to inform you
That Tiger Beat Dracula is just a book

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