The Goofy Goobers - [OE] Final Response

The team of five—Wags, Fex, Jake, Truth, and Tjay—had clawed their way through the chaos of the Call of Duty sniping tournament. Against sweaty lobbies and cracked opponents, they'd made it to the final round of the Montage Challenge Championship. Just as the pressure peaked, Call of Duty: WWII dropped free on Game Pass. The squad locked in immediately, eager to make history.

But not all was well.

Wags, once a demon on the sticks, had fallen victim to the TikTok brainrot algorithm. Mid-lobby, instead of comms, he muttered “tung tung tung sahur” and “ballerina chapuchina”, occasionally giggling about “them” with no further context. His killfeed stayed empty. Truth soon spiraled too, humming TikTok sounds while spinning in circles with his sniper, offering zero support.

That left the weight of the final round on Jake, Fex, and Tjay.

Jake went cold and calculated—perfect centering, clean flicks. Fex, fueled by raw instinct and G-Fuel, hit a nasty quad-feed opener, then wallbanged a fifth for style. Tjay? He went berserk—quickscoping through smoke, diving into objectives like a war-hardened maniac, stacking clips back-to-back.

The final montage? Pure fire. The judges—impressed by their clean editing and cracked shots—named them Montage Kings of the Year.

Wags didn’t notice. He was busy making a TikTok with a filter that turned his face into a dancing banana.

They won anyway.

History was made.

And somewhere in the background, you could still faintly hear: “tung tung tung sahur…”

GOOD LUCK TEAM BRAINROT.