No King on This Deck - Pirate taverne song

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When the Wind Turns Mean is a storm song from Johnny’s pirate album, written for the moments when the sea stops giving warnings.

There is no thunder, no clear sign — only a wind that won’t settle and a ship pushed beyond what a short-handed crew can easily manage. Canvas strains, lines part, and every decision becomes a choice between what breaks and what might still hold.

This song tells the truth about bad weather at sea: you don’t conquer it, you endure it. Fear doesn’t shout. It shows itself in small mistakes, lost seconds, and tired hands that keep working anyway. Through the long night, Lulia counts what can still be known, while Johnny trusts what cannot be marked on any chart.

When dawn comes, the storm moves on. The ship remains. The crew does not come through unchanged.

A pirate song about endurance, damage, and the hard lessons only rough water teaches.

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