Hleb - Catfish

Summer. Evening. Heat
It’s far away from Moscow city
Here I am, here she is
And we are kissing on the river bank

We spread a blanket, listening to “Ruki Vverh” (Russian band”)
But not from the recorder, but simply in my head
The blanket became crumpled, we’re laying on the grass
the grass stabs in my back, but I'm ready to suffer

Uh, we're seeing each other for a month already,
Uh, I introduced you to my Dad and Mom
Uh, and just this evening you intimated me
That can I count on Uhhhjomm….

You’re smiling frisky, wow yeah
And you proposing swim totally naked right now
And I'm already in the water, like Flash: frrrr – I’m there
I’m standing mother-naked without my pants

Oh shit, I've been waiting for this so long
But "oh, ah," and I shout: "Stay where you are!"
It's hard to believe and I' m holding my tongue
How can I explain I caught a catfish not using arm?

It bit! Catfish! Strike it!
I was frightened, but generally, I did not mind. Brrryau!
It bit! Catfish! On the worm!
And I understood men’s love for fishing! Hleeeb!
It bit! Catfish! Strike it!
Now fishing will become my hobby as well! Brrryau!
It bit! Catfish!On the worm!
And in the winter I'll buy myself an aquarium!

I'm without pants, catfish has no teeth
It is a struggle of two different worlds
I'm without pants, catfish has no teeth
It is a struggle of two different worlds

Сatfish tries to swallow the bait
Here and there it’s trembling it quickly
Сatfish does not know that this "worm" is not a worm
But he tries, thinking that the "worm" is real worm
You want to enter the river from the bank
But stop! I’ve been waiting for a month, now you should wait (Wait)
Honestly, I’m not so frequently lucky
The rupture has resolved and catfish did a blow job ...

It bit! Catfish! Strike it!
I was frightened, but generally, I did not mind. Brrryau!
It bit! Catfish! On the worm!
And I understood men’s love for fishing! Hleeeb!
It bit! Catfish! Strike it!
Now fishing will become my hobby as well! Brrryau!
It bit! Catfish!On the worm!
And in the winter I'll buy myself an aquarium!

I have no words, dear.
Bitch! My sneakers are heavy!..