{تعاشب شاي}(2367) النيل مقابل غزة

تخيل كده إنك تايه في الصحرا.. و هاتموت من العطش.. و فجأة.. تلاقي قافلة معدية.. تنده عليهم.. فيلحقوك عشان ينقذوك..
تقولهم ممكن مية؟.. هاموت من العطش..
تتفاجئ برد غريب..
يقوقولك بس كده؟.. عينينا. اتفضل.. اه بس لحظة.. احنا للأسف عندنا شرط واحد بس.. ممنوع تشرب.. قبل ماتاكل قرن الشطة الحراق ده.. دي عاداتنا و قوانينا.. مافيش شرب من غير شطة..
تتصرف ازاي؟
انت هاتموت خلاص.. المية دي مسألة حياة أو موت.. بس معدتك مش حمل الشطة دي..
تستحمل و تبلع الشطة عشان تقدر تشرب؟.. ولا تموت من العطش؟
أهو ده بالضبط اللي بيحصل دلوقتي مع مصر..
أهلاً بيك في "صفقة القرن 2.0"..
اللغم السياسي اللي انفجر في وش الكل اليومين اللي فاتوا..
لغم بيربط بين حاجتين.. المفروض مالهمش علاقة ببعض.. : "سد النهضة" في إثيوبيا، و"إدارة غزة" بعد الحرب.
لا بقى.. ده يبقى الموضوع فيه "إنّ".. ومش أي "إنّ".
ايه اللي جاب القلعة جنب البحر يا جدعان؟

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