Winter is coming and so are we (Elden Ring noobs¹⁸)

Dear diary, today at snowy mountains after we god invaded on the Great Wall of China Alex was great at spotting things... Like the hands... Or the biggest mountain hand ever.

Fire worked great against the biggest blind hand.

Oh deer. Fire walk with me. I was bushing in a noble godskin snail lair and fell.

Alex was slaying in a new red gown.
In the Guillotine Gale catacombs we got exploded by tiny kamikaze Gales. Watch out Alrx he is coming!!
Alex lost his temper on a big one as we lost our way once again.

I fought a worm and won for once on a first try. I turned into a chair and Alex got inpailed after learning to walk on air.

I had a nice walk in a park to grace w Ancient Dragon Lansseax. They were cool.

Altus tunnel has a special place in my heart... And in my personal hell.

We went to a castle full of trigger happy firearrow hoes and Commander Niall. Luckily it was an easy fight since he was just a humanoid enemy. Wise words by Alex we got totally annialated by him.

I never killed the fattie noble godskin in Vulcano manor so we went and saw him spinning around us. Saw an iron oven lady as we god invaded by a window creeper as well.

Patches finally left the safeness of Vulcano manor and lets just say REST EASY MY FRIEND. As Alex got teleported to his bear forest to die on his own world. Still felt a little bad💀