happyrapsFUN!FUN!!#1: Laryngitis (恐ろしい日本語の翻訳)

“Laryngitis (恐ろしい日本語の翻訳)”
Started: 25MAY2015
Finished: 29MAY2015

**I DO NOT MEAN ANYTHING I SAY IN THIS VID** Like all well-known rap artists i try to aspire to we do not advocate in real-life what is expressed here for entertainment purposes e.g. “I say that (nonsense) just clown’n, dog, how (messed) up is you” — Eminem. BY VIEWING VIEWERS AGREE that i am not responsible for any reactions caused. Thank you.

Because editing gives you bigger lungs. Because Editing cures speech impediment and improves pronunciation. Because I need a better mic. Because having no Chinese input thus prompting copying and pasting EVERY SINGLE character makes me wanna shoot myself. Because i asked my Japanese friend, “In order to help me learn Japanese, please respond in “Kindergartener’s Japanese”( 幼稚園の日本語); when i write back to you, please excuse my “Animal’s Japanese”( 動物の日本語). Because every word that is redundant per, inter alia, ~consecutive same-subjects~, ~just assume everything plural~, ~possession vs description~ and ~replace “of”s with better syntax~ rules is marked with parenthesis; in their respective languages, everything still makes sense had (the) bracketed words not exist. Because Japanese by nature is highly contextual thus in this case MAY lead to less “redundancy” DEPENDING which participles you count. Because I am THAT dumb to have never found out that attempting to record anything without headphones and monitor is just…stupid. (Because it’s interesting getting used to the echo caused by delay) Because listening to Japanese (vocal) music somehow helps Japanese translation unexplainably faster?!?! Because喺食堂度毒害兒童合符我嘅不懷好意標準.

Because in case you’re wondering what the “12-syllable rhyme scheme” refers to, it’s here:    • happyrapsFUN!FUN!!#2: 12 Syllables  

Because lyrics are available:

(Revision: R002v06-03)
You say i’m not (a) parasite?
你話我唔係寄生蟲?
私は寄生虫じゃないか?

Then (your) sight might not be right like light bulb(s) not screwed on tight.
噉(你嘅)視力可能唔啱,好似(啲)燈膽擰唔夠實.
じゃ, 視覚が壊れただろう; 緩い電球のような.

Or (you’re) just not bright.
或者(你)只係唔叻.
そうしないと賢いじゃないね.

How can (u) say i’m not (a) parasite
(你)點可以話我唔係寄生蟲...
何て私は寄生虫じゃないか,

When I’m right next to what’s-her-face day and night
…明知我喺正 佢‧叫‧咩‧名 隔籬, 日晚喺度…
いつもあの 彼女の‧名は‧何 (の)すぐ前に煩わす割には…

To recite thick blue(s) in-her-face till she’s spite sick too
…喺正佢(塊)面前, 念密實(嘅)”傷心經”直到佢都被病擊中…
…文字どおり彼女は病気になるまで顔(の)すぐ前に息苦しい文句を唱える割には…

Literally. She a-sticks to not forgetting what (a) dick to
…按照字面(i.e.佢眞係病咗). 佢誓-誓-誓要記住我對佢幾咁衰…
彼女は私がなんて馬鹿らしくて, 煩いだことを覚えに決意決意決意している.

her and (a) prick too derpy i was. The
...同我作為(一個)撩人哋(嘅)人幾咁戇居.
文字どおり,

literally only thing giving (she) any
按照字面*唯一*(樣)可以畀佢任何...
彼女に畸湆のことを全部通知するのは...

clue To who Sticky is was my
...綫索關於畸湆係乜(就)係我嘅...
...不適切に私の狂気を宣言しかない.

Undue Run-through (of) how screwed i was. She surely knew
...無理播報關於我幾咁有問題. 佢一定知道...
彼女は...

I wouldn’t stop till i was blaring dry, plus,
...我唔會停直到我擤到冇晒氣. 加上,
...私が疲れるまで止めないことをきっと分かっていた. そして...

(She) couldn’t say noth’n back ‘cuz (she) had laryngitis.
(佢)唔可以回答任何嘢因為(佢)喉头炎緊.
...喉頭炎だったのお陰で何も話せない.

That’s why (she) remembers it forever, (she) must.
因為噉(佢)呢世都會記住呢(件)事, (佢)一定要.
だから, 完全にいつまでも覚えている.

When i lie naked in (a) grave covered with just dust,
喺我喺墳墓裡面瞓低時淨係得塵遮住,
私が墓にほこりだけで被せて, 裸で横になる時に,

(She)’ll show me to (her) kid(s), tapping (her) foot on me, right-e-ous and just,
(佢)會帶(佢啲)細佬睇我, “塔”(佢隻)腳喺我上便, 好有義憤(噉),
子女に私を見せる; 私に足を誇らしげに叩く,

Saying, “This was (the) bum cuss on the MTR with his dumb fuss.”
話,「呢(個)(就)係(嗰個)失業(嘅)煩人喺地鐵度冇腦混鬧」.
「地下鉄に馬鹿らしく, 愚痴った(の)はこの乱暴(な)風太郎」と言う.

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