How to Curse Like a Colombian!!!! FUNNY 😆😆😆Colombian BAD WORDS!

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How to Curse Like a Colombian!!!! FUNNY Colombian BAD WORDS!
Are you ready to learn some Hispanic curse words? Today we will focus on Colombia! Learn this hilarious Spanish expressions, how to curse like a Colombian. Impress your Hispanic friends with these unique Spanish phrases.

Have you heard words like gonorrea, hijueputa, malparido, caremonda and carechimba. You know you are Colombian when you recognize these expressions. No more clear signs you are Colombian or dating a Colombian

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How to curse like a Colombian?
Quiubo pues gonorreo, gorsobia, malparido….

As always when I talk about Colombia, I gotta wear my vueltiao….
So Colombia, one of the most beautiful places in earth, with their most amazing people, many of whom have a potty mouth ( I mean I learn many of the cursing words from my grandma (look worried). So today you will learn the top 5 Colombian cursing words! Make sure your abuelita inst around
JUE puta. Most reasonable countries say Hijo (son) of (de) Puta, but not in Colombia… in Colombia you are not even the son of a bit^&*&*, you are more the like jue jue …. I don't even know what that really means. Its just a short version
Jue puta is used by mainly by angry older men. (me dressed like an old man or acting old) MEh venga mijo. Ay jueputa. But young people can also become that angry old man…

Number two is wayy less classy than…. Jueputa. Gonorrea. Yep you heard me right just with a spanish pronunciation. Gonorrea is Gonorrhea. In case you dont know Gonorreah is a venereal disease caused by the gonococo bacteria. DONT google it. This disease somehow became a cursing word in Colombia. We just like calling people diseases I guess. Come here you coronavirus! Shut up you common flu. Oh yeah say it to my face diarreah. Maybe we just do it because gonorrea sounds really ugly Gonorrrea. It’s the rolling of the R. This very not classy word is used by young people mostly

Number three is CULICAGADO. This is a word mainly used by older people to talk about young people that don’t know anything about the world… like us. (me dressed like an old man) Este Culicagado! Let me break it down for you. Culi is a version of Culo which means Ass and Cagado means Pooped, but not like tired, but actually pooped. (Touch butt and smell it). They mean that you still have poop in your ass, hence you don’t know anything about the world. I think this is a good comeback for anybody who has been attacked with the OK boomer expression! OK Boomer! Shut up, you still have poop on you ass.
Number 4 is MALPARIDO. This is a word used by youngesters. Let me break it down. Mal is bad and Parido is born. So literally we are telling each other. You were born the wrong way. Malparido. Wanna see the perfect come back for this word. Malparido. S’i Malparido pero bien criado (Yes born the wrong way, but raised the proper way)
The last one is CAREMONDA or Carechimba. Caremonda means dickface and carechimba vagina face. So you can use this insult depending of whether the person you are insulting is a dickface CAREMONDA or a vagina face CARECHIMBA. You choose.
Gracias culicagados.