Don't Touch the Chest! | Tavern Music for RPG & DnD | Folk Bardcore

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Gather 'round the hearth, adventurers! 🪕 We've all been there: The Thief gets greedy, the Paladin walks blindly into a "clean" hallway, and suddenly the furniture is trying to eat you. This song is a cautionary tale for every party that forgot the most important rule of dungeon crawling: Trust. Nothing.

Not the floor. Not the ceiling. And definitely not that treasure chest.

If you are looking for joyous tavern music for your D&D session, this song is for you.

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🎲 Perfect for:
Entering a lively tavern in DnD
Celebrating a successful quest
Lifting the mood at your tabletop table

👇 QUESTION FOR THE PARTY 👇 The Thief in this song thought a "Double Lock" meant "Double Treasure"... big mistake. 🤦‍♂️

What is the most obvious "Red Flag" or trap your party completely ignored because of greed? Did you survive, or did you get "unzipped"? Tell us your war stories in the comments below! The best story gets a round of ale on the house! 🍻

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📜 LYRICS:

(Intro) Quiet down, you fools!" "You want to know why we came back with one less party member?" "Grab a drink, and listen closely..

(Verse 1) We entered through the ancient door, the Thief was in the lead He said "I'll check for traps, my friends, just you pay me heed!" He found a lonely wooden chest, sitting in the gloom He smiled a greedy little smile across the dusty room. He didn't check the hinges, he didn't check the wood He reached his hand out for the gold, like any idiot would. But then the wood grew teeth and tongue, and sticky saliva dripped... And suddenly our favorite Thief was getting... well, unzipped!

(Chorus) Oh, don't touch the chest, it’s a Mimic in disguise! Don't trust the floor, or you’ll meet your demise! Check the ceiling, check the walls, check the air you breathe In this dungeon, nothing is exactly what you perceive! You think that’s a puddle? You think that’s just a rock? You’re gonna end up eaten while you’re staring at the lock!

(Verse 2) We ran away down corridors, the Paladin was brave He saw a hallway clean and bright, a perfect place to save. He walked into the emptiness, with armor shining bright But then he started floating there, suspended in the light! It wasn't air, it wasn't wind, it wasn't holy grace... A Gelatinous Cube was sitting in that space! We saw his face dissolve away, his sword began to fizz Now we know exactly where the digestion process is!

(Bridge) Did you hear that clicking sound? Is it an Ankheg underground? Is that statue watching me? Or a Gargoyle breaking free? I miss the tavern, I miss the sun... Wait... did that shadow just... run?

(Chorus) Oh, don't touch the chest, it’s a Mimic in disguise! Don't trust the floor, or you’ll meet your demise! Check the ceiling, check the walls, check the air you breathe In this dungeon, nothing is exactly what you perceive!

(Outro) Hey guys... does this wall look like a Roper to ya?

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🎨 How I create these stories: Every track starts with AI-assisted audio stems that I carefully mix and master to fix any glitches and ensure a rich, professional sound. 🎵

For the visuals, I use Google Gemini to spark the concept, followed by manual retouching, color-grading and upscaling in Adobe Photoshop and other software. I then use Google Veo to bring these specific designs to life. 📽️

In the final stage, I use Adobe Premiere Pro to loop the footage and perform the final color grade. I also integrate custom lightning, time the lyrics and add particles using specialized VFX software to enhance the atmosphere. ✨

📜 My Process: This channel is a labor of love. I combine generative tools with deep manual editing and quality control to deliver a unique experience for my viewer. Every video is hand-finished by me with love. 👋