Lorneography Night 29 2025 - The Lorne Armstrong Chatlog & Sting

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We’re reading the full Lorne Armstrong chatlog and watching the sting. I wanted to be up front with everyone on what it is, why I think it’s important, and why it is the last time.

I want to make something clear from the beginning. This chatlog is disgusting and embarassing. Everyone hates, but absolutely NO ONE hates it being read more than LORNE, which is why this is so important. We are in no way making light of his crime. We are grateful that he has been exposed, thanks in part to the catfish, as being the exact same person today as he was when he wrote this chatlog, and he cannot return to the shadows.

Lorne did not harm the decoy, no child was involved in the sting, and while Lorne may have avoided 30 years in prison, and still walks free, through this type of content he is unable to runnaway from who he is, which he absoluetly attempts to do everyday. The comedy, for me, comes from the disbelief that a real person could actually manage to live an entire life being be this incompetent, pathetic, and completely devoid of any redeeming quality. Lorne is the Wile E. Coyote failing over and over to catch the female roadrunner, his entire life, while continually stepping on rakes of embarassment smacking him in the face everytime he opens his mouth.

Some background of Lorne’s life:

After graduating 87th out of 87 in high school, Lorne joined the Air Force in Alaska for a very short period of time. He was given the job of literally scrubbing out aviation fuel tanks. Somehow, he wasn’t even capable of that and was discharged very quickly.

He then moved to Washington state, where among other things he worked for a septic business - poetic justice.

In the run up to this sting in 2007, Lorne ran a scam business in Maine where he took $30k from an elderly couple to “build an addition for their home.” This idiot, who has no construction skills, turned right around, hired his siblings and best friend as his “crew,” and paid them all lump sums, up front, before doing the work - to show he was a big shot.

After he was called out for not getting any of the job done, and not having any of their $30k left, Lorne quickly fled town and ran to Nashville to become a country music star. This idiot cannot sing or play an instrument to save his life.

Within days of getting an unfurnished apartment, this total loser logs onto Yahoo chatrooms, and almost immediately gets himself connected to an undercover decoy for what would turn out to be the last episode of TCAP on NBC. After a month of an extremely humiliating and embarrassing chat, he drove his truck to Bowling Green, Kentucky, and was arrested on national tv on his 37th birthday.

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So before we get more into the chatlog, here are the disclaimers to know if this is for you:

The entire point of reading this chatlog in full is to remind all Lorneographers of exactly who Lorne is at his core, when he thinks no one is watching. It keeps us steeled, and in addition to everything after the sting, it removes ANY molecule of sympathy for this man.

I will warn you now, ExDerek and I are going to be laughing several times. It may seem like we are taking it lightly, I assure you we are not. We are 100% laughing at the stupidity of Lorne, putting ourselves in the shoes of the people behind the sting having to deal with him, and feeling the secondhand embarrassment of what he is saying (which would be embarrassing to say to a person of ANY age, not just a minor.)

If you are at all triggered by hearing the attempted grooming of a minor by an idiot, even if there is no actual minor involved, this series is not for you. That is totally fine and I will see you on our other streams.

While there will be no explicit images, if you are adverse to sexually explicit language, even if it is part of a sting, this series is not for you. That is totally fine and I will see you on our other streams.

If you are offended by people such as myself laughing at an idiot exposing his true nature for his complete humiliation, that is totally fine, and I will see you on our other streams.

If you are going to leave a comment on the series saying “I can’t believe you’re making light of this!” then please do not watch this series.

So if you are not joining us, that is totally fine! I just don’t want to bring anyone in without full warning. We will see you on future streams, and I love you all ❤️❤️