Soft Boy but every line is a Minecraft item

Wilbur Soot - Soft Boy but every line of the song is a Minecraft item

I won't wear the cat ears. Nor the ahegao hoodie. Not even the diamond boots that look like cat ears. Because I'm not a soft boi. I'm a HARD BOI... and a thicc boi... ok that sounds weird never mind

this absolute banger song was suggested to me by no one else other than the legend himself, yellowfridge42!
I unfortunately had to rush this video bc I spent way too long making the spooky mashup, which you should totally check out before the spooky day itself, so I apologize if this didn't make you laugh, or cringe, or make you want to eat a muffin.

as always, can you spot the puns in the vid? comment them down below ;D

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this isn't a minecraft item video that has to do with world's smallest violin by ajr, but the song soft boy by wilbur soot, who is in the dream smp. I'm blue misheard lyrics and nether gonna give you up items are cool too. Also enemy by imagine dragons. You know the one that goes like E E E E E look out for yourself!!!!!1 Plz algorithm 🙏
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lyrics (not for the algorithm at all):
I'm living the dream
It's just one of those dreams where you're losing all your teeth
And if you think that it gets better
Darling, take a look at me
I'm in too deep
It's the same dried ramen in a bowl I'm too lazy to clean
But I'm not drunk texting my ex anymore
I hope my father could be proud of me
Still, I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears
It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art
I get turned on by my reflection in passing cars
I'm looking for a window to another world
Where I don't feel as lost and bored
I just don't wanna be a soft boy anymore
I wanna be yours
I'm living the dream
If you consider the dream to be haircuts and apathy
And if you think that I'll get better
Well darling, take a look at me
I'm in too deep
It's the same hairstyle that I've had since I was 17
And I don't know why
Mother, are you proud of me?
Still I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears
I won't— I won't wear the cat ears
Please, please, just don't make me wear the cat ears
It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art
I get turned on by my reflection in passing cars
I'm looking for a window to another world (window)
Where I don't feel as lost and bored (don't feel)
I just don't wanna be a soft boy anymore
I wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Oh-oh
It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of farts. Haha fart joke, get it????
Never gonna make that joke again
Never gonna let you downnnnnn-

also pls pls PLS don't search up what an ahegao hoodie is. I am no longer innocent

info:
original song:    • Wilbur Soot - Soft Boy (OFFICIAL VIDEO)  
plz watch spooky mashup (1 day until halloween!):    • The Ultimate Spooky Minecraft Song Mashup ...  
sub: http://bit.ly/SubBongs
minecraft ign: Bongs237 (both Java and Bedrock)
discord (join pls):   / discord  
instagram:   / bongs237  
reddit:   / bongs237  
soundcloud:   / bongs237  

FAQ:
Do your vids get copyrighted? if it uses a copyrighted song, it will get claimed, which means no money, but the vid is still up
How did you get your name?    • The bing bong song lyrics from Peppa Pig   (It's the bing bong song, nothing sus here)
Outro song??????    • [FREE] "Creeper, Aw Man" - Minecraft Type ...   (if I use it)
How old are you???????????????!! you know the day that never gonna give you up hit 1 billion views? yeah, that day. subtract 15 years, and that's my birthday (approximately). just do the math yourself
Is it pronounced potato or potato? Potato

no copyright infringement intended, this is a parody (I think)

#everyline #wilbursoot #minecraft #softboy







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you were expecting yet another description joke











but I decided to de-scribe it.


like scribe, as in write


so de-scribing it would mean that I de-wrote the joke. I didn't write the joke.


hmm?




you can stop laughing now









ok fine, well youtube has this not very great feature that shows the video title instead of the link, so basically I can't rickroll people in the description anymore.




but you can't escape the tiny url.

one of these links is a rickroll. good luck ;)
https://tinyurl.com/5d5ecmu3
https://tinyurl.com/4k7pnf9r