🤣💀📊 The Mike Calta Show – LIVE!!! On Pace for Greatness, Headed for Reality ☕🎙️ (1/22/2026)
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Hello.
It’s me.
Geo’s Total Sporcle Wins.
I don’t get much attention.
Historically speaking, I barely exist.
Every year I crawl, inch by inch, toward double digits.
Ten wins.
TEN.
In a game played daily.
A game he voluntarily participates in.
And yet… ten has always been a ceiling, not a milestone.
But this year?
It’s January.
And I’m already at four.
Four.
At this pace, the math says 58.
Maybe 60.
A statistical miracle.
A lie.
Because I know what’s coming.
The easy days will end.
The food quizzes will dry up.
And suddenly it’s capitals.
Artists.
Vocabulary words longer than five letters that aren’t edible.
Geo will stare.
Blink.
Say “I know this.”
Then confidently choose the wrong answer.
Simple math will betray him.
Healthy foods will confuse him.
World capitals will feel like trick questions.
Famous painters will be mistaken for football coaches.
The wins will stop coming.
Momentum will vanish.
And I will return to my natural state:
Stagnant.
Embarrassed.
Single-digit adjacent.
He will insist he’s “doing better this year.”
He will talk about “getting closer.”
He will not notice me quietly flatlining by March.
Enjoy me while you can.
I won’t last.
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