malware ain't what it used to be

Your PC is now Stoned!

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// music used
Surasshu - Eek! -    • The Penis (Eek!)  
Jeroen Tel x Wire - Tintin on the Moon (XM Cover) -    • CHIPTUNE - Wire - tintin on the moon.xm - ...  
Radix - Superchip -    • Видео  
George Stone - Canyon.MID -    • canyon.mid - Music file from Classic Windo...  
Rhythm Heaven DS OST - OK -    • OK Theme - Rhythm Heaven  
Søren Lund - Turrican 3, World 1-2 -    • Turrican 3 C64 - World 1-2  

// videos used
danooct1 - Virus.DOS.Michelangelo (25 years later) -    • Virus.DOS.Michelangelo (25 years later)  
danooct1 - Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot -    • Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot  
danooct1 - Email-Worm.Win32.Happy2018 (Happy new year 2018!) -    • Email-Worm.Win32.Happy2018 (Happy new year...  
danooct1 - Virus.MSWord.Color (Win16) -    • Virus.MSWord.Color (Win16)  
danooct1 - Email-Worm.Win32.Parrot -    • Email-Worm.Win32.Parrot  
danooct1 - Email-Worm.Win32.Magold -    • Email-Worm.Win32.Magold  
danooct1 - Virus.Win9x.CIH/Chernobyl Destroying a Physical Computer -    • Virus.Win9x.CIH/Chernobyl Destroying a Phy...  
danooct1 - Worm.Win32.Nople -    • Worm.Win32.Nople  
danooct1 - Virus.Win32.Rigel -    • Virus.Win32.Rigel  
danooct1 - Virus.MSWord.Wallpaper -    • Virus.MSWord.Wallpaper  
danooct1 - Email-Worm.Win32.Magistr (Thanks for 100,000 subscribers!!!) -    • Email-Worm.Win32.Magistr (Thanks for 100,0...  
danooct1 - Trojan.Ransom.WannaCrypt (WannaCrypt0r 2.0/WannaCry, NHS Ransomware) -    • Trojan.Ransom.WannaCrypt (WanaCrypt0r 2.0/...  
Enderman - Solaris.exe -    • Solaris.exe  
danooct1 - Viewer-Made Malware 10 - Zika (Win32) -    • Viewer-Made Malware 10 - Zika (Win32)  
danooct1 - Trojan.Ransom.Rensenware -    • Trojan.Ransom.Rensenware  
Enderman - Sulfoxide.exe -    • Sulfoxide.exe  

// timestamps
(00:00) intro
(01:18) all malware are not created equal
(03:04) disc-operated screwery
(06:58) windows into the future
(13:00) the "wow" stops now
(15:04) return to form
(19:28) outro