Eminem - Without Me (Enhanced Edition)

Lyrics:

Two trailer-park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside
Two trailer-park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside

Guess who's back, back back back
Shady's back, back back back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back

[seagulls fighting over french fries]

I'm debating a Monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Monster no more
They want Vodka and chopped liver
Well if you want liver, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Monster mixed with some hard liver
Some vodka that'll jump-start my shart
Quicker than a shock
When I get shocked at the shockspital by the doctor
When I'm not cooperating
When I'm chopping his liver while he's operating (hey!)

You waited alone, masturbating
'Cause I'm back I'm on your husband and ovulating
I know that you gotta shit Ms. Cheney
But your husband's ass problem's complicating

So the BBC won't get me tea
Or get CBT so let me see
They try to shut me down on BET
But it feels so empty without me

So come on dip, cum on your lips fuck that
Bum on your lips and shit on your tits and get ready 'cause this shit's about to get memey
I just settled all my lawsuits
Fuck you, Gibby!

Now this looks like a em rof boj so everybody just em wollof
'Cause we need a little ysrevortnoc
'Cause it feels so backwards without me

I said a ekil skool siht job for me so ydobyreve just follow me
'Cause elttil a deen ew controversy
'Cause it feels so sdrawkcab without me

Little hellions, kids feeling helpless and Embrarrassed
their parents still feelin their penis
They start feeling like prison is helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells AAAAA

That's scary! my ass is hairy!
Could start a revolution
Vladimir Putin's a rebel
So just let me bebble and rask
In the back that I got everyone fisting my ass
And it's a disaster
Such a catastrophe for you to fill so damn much of my ass
You ask for me?

Well I'm back

[funny skeleton song XD]

bent antennae Tune it in and then I'm gonna
nenenene, under your skin like antenna
The center of detention back for the winter

I'm intewesting, the best thing since westling
Infesting in your kid's biscuits and nesting
Testing blow me please
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 2 cents my 10 cents is free
6 cents, 30 cents, you sent for mEe?

[chorus again but worse]

A tisk-it a task-it
I'll go shit for shat with anybody who's kissing this shit, that shit
Patrick Starfish you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little anchovy bastards

And Squidward
You can get stomped by Moby Dick's 36-year-old Shit
hey fag blow me, You don't know me
You're too old, Let go,It's over,
NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO

Now let's blow, just give me the signal
I- shit. I forgot the words. Hold up
[record scratch, page flipping]
let me see...
[continued page flipping]
oh. Give me the signal!
...
suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to disgusting
So this must mean I'm discuss me
But it's just meme I'm just obscene

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Neil Cicierega
To do wack music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)

There's a concept that works
20 million other white-ass nerds emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'd be so empty without me

[chorus but even worse]

[me mocking you for wasting your life listening to this whole thing]

hey kids!

[instrumentals progressively power-chord over themselves]

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