The Prime Slice - The Chapless Music

Title: The Prime Slice
Style: Villainous Showtune / Upbeat Rock
Tempo: Fast and punchy
(Verse 1)
He stands upon the wooden peel, a circle made of gold
Screaming at the garlic knots, doing as he’s told
"I am the Chef, I am the Meal, I am the holy Bread
If you ask for extra parmesan, I’ll aim for your head!"
He locks the door at noon just to look at his reflection
Inspecting every bubble for complete perfection
The customers are hungry, banging on the glass
He yells, "You cannot rush a work of art, you lack the class!"
(Chorus)
Welcome to the Multiverse of Mr. Pizza
Where every single timeline is looking in the mirror
I’m the Pepperoni Prince, the Mozzarella King
Kiss the grease upon my ring!
I’ve seen the other worlds, and let me tell you, friend
I am the Alpha, and the crispy end!
(Verse 2)
I saw a dimension where I was thin and dry
A cardboard catastrophe, barely scraping by
I saw a world where I was square—a geometric sin!
But in this shop, I’m the Prime, and I always win
Don't ask for pineapple, that's a different timeline's trash
Here the sauce is rich, bought with cold hard cash
The soda fountain bows to me, the napkins shake in fear
I’m the only savory delight that matters here
(Bridge)
You think you want a slice? You aren't worthy of the bite
I glow under the heater like a singular light
I saw a version of myself inside a frozen box
A tragedy so cold it struck me like a paradox
But I am fresh, I am hot, I am rising high
I’m too good to be eaten, so don't even try!
(Guitar Solo - Distorted and cheesy)
(Chorus)
In the Multiverse of Mr. Pizza
The vision couldn't possibly be any clearer
I’m the Pepperoni Prince, the Mozzarella King
Kiss the grease upon my ring!
Across the infinite, through space and time and dough
I’m the greatest snack the universe will ever know!
(Outro)
(Spoken over a fading drum beat)
No, you can't have a refund.
The burnt part is flavor.
Get out of my shop.
I am delicious.

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