Jessica Cloudberry: Valley Girl Assassin (Metalcore Pop)

Jessica Cloudberry is a twenty-two year old self-proclaimed influencer from the San Fernando Valley, CA, whose follower count once hovered embarrassingly close to zero. Her content was a glittery parade of shopping hauls, thirst-trap selfies, and aggressively curated brunch photos—until one casting call changed everything. She thought she’d landed an acting gig, but it turned out to be an actual hit order. Funny enough, she managed to take out the target with no sweat.

Instead of running away, she discovered something inconvenient:
She was terrifyingly good at assassinations.

Her valley-girl cadence, designer wardrobe, and constant complaining formed the perfect camouflage. No one suspects the girl filming outfit-of-the-day videos to be the same person behind a string of impossible hits. Whenever she jokingly brags on stream about “literally murdering deadlines,” viewers roll their eyes and accuse her of chasing clout. The police dismiss her. Even witnesses forget her face—too distracted by the pink nails, the selfie poses, the vowel-stretching drawl.

Behind that glossy exterior is a precision killer who plans hits between skincare routines and brand deals. She can dismantle a room full of armed men without smudging her mascara, then walk out whining about her ruined clothes. Her life is a strange double helix of vapid glamour and lethal efficiency—one feed full of pastel filters, the other full of kills no one would ever believe she’s capable of.

Tools:
SunoAI
ChatGPT
Flow

Ugh, it's another job? I just did my nails
Alright.
But before that, let's take a pic in my new assassin outfit
Butt shot for the thirst trap

Like, hi, I’m Jessica — duh, who else
Sippin’ oat milk lattes in stealth mode, LOL
Fendi belt tight, but my target’s tighter
Cute in my scope — guess who’s the sniper
OMG ew, that blood got on my white fit
Texting my stylist, 'this scene’s legit'

Killer in gloss, scrollin’ through kills
Strike with a smile, designer high heels
Likes on my shots, both kinds — capiche
Insta or Glock, I always slay chic
‘Cause every hit girl needs a touch of class
Hashtag: baddie with a body count pass

Jessica here, yeah I got him, whatever
He bled on my Marc Jacobs... like rude
Fuck I'm hungry...where's my vape

Face beat, attitude worse
Contracts in cursive, I kill with a purse
Skipped yoga for this dumb op
Please, he flopped harder than my TikTok
Sent the pic to HQ, now where’s my pay
Ugh, they hearted it but didn’t slay

I’m sick of messy exits, dry-clean bills
Now he's coughing up blood
EWW. Dude. Fucking Gross.
Can’t we do cleaner kills

Killer in gloss, scrollin’ through kills
Strike with a smile, designer high heels
Likes on my shots, both kinds — capiche
Insta or Glock, I always slay chic
‘Cause every hit girl needs a touch of class
Hashtag: baddie with a body count pass

Why is this hallway like... a mile long
Can’t I just Uber through the vents or something
Wait — selfie first. Gotta look iconic

Bye loser, you’ve been blocked... permanently
Seriously, these guys suck
Except for that last guy
He was kinda hot
To bad I had to shoot him in the face
Oh well
Time to go shopping.. I need boba

Killer in gloss, scrollin’ through kills
Strike with a smile, designer high heels
Likes on my shots, both kinds — capiche
Insta or Glock, I always slay chic
"Cause every hit girl needs a touch of class
Hash tag: baddie with a body count pass

Woahhhhho
Cause every hit girl needs a touch of class
Woahhhhho
Hash tag: baddie with a body count pass