🔴 LIVE - Dark Souls: A Knights Final Prayer Episode 9

Welcome, fellow Tarnished—
(wait, wrong game, but we’re committed now).
Chosen Undead, Hollow experts, and certified cliff-diving champions… you’ve entered the arena.

Today’s objective:
Beat Dark Souls without becoming permanently Hollow IRL.
Likelihood: approximately 0.4%.

WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THIS TRAINWRECK
• Panic rolls so violent they create their own gravitational field
• Boss fights where I enter with confidence and exit as a fine powder
• Getting invaded by someone wearing full Havel with a name like “GwynsStepDad”
• Dying to fall damage from a height toddlers could survive
• Opening every chest even though 97% of them are clearly mimics
• Blaming latency, sunlight glare, and astrological interference for every death

THE BUILD
• Class: Regret Knight
• Weapon: Whatever does the most damage with the least brain activity
• Armor: A collection of fashion crimes held together by grass and tears
• Stats: Assigned based on chat screaming, spite, or a coin flip

LORE LEVEL
• I will confidently mis-explain everything
• All knights are Artorias
• All dragons are Seath
• All problems are Gwyn

CHAT RULES
• Backseating: fully allowed
• Laughing at my failure: required
• “Git gud”: blessed phrase of the First Flame
• Telling me about traps only after I fall into them: traditional

JOIN THE COMMUNITY
Summon me emotionally in the chat or join the Discord:
  / discord  

SUPPORT THE MADNESS
Like / subscribe / donate a Humanity to reverse my Hollowing.
Each support adds +10 to my Poise (emotional stability).

Let us descend into chaos.
Prepare to die, laugh, and question your life choices for clicking this stream.