Bagel Monster
Автор: Korvascus
Загружено: 2026-01-22
Просмотров: 5
A sax forward Klezmer-style kitchen comedy!
Lyrics:
Mix the flour, add the yeast
Now we wake the bubbling beast
In the bowl it starts to grow
Watch the rising of the dough!
It’s a bubble, it’s a wave
More than any oven crave
Over top and down the side
Nowhere left for us to hide!
Knead it! Fold it! Stop! No!
Knead it! Fold it! Let it go!
Higher! Higher! Oy-oy-oy!
This is not a baker’s joy!
Spinning in the kitchen like a white-hot sun
The dough is on the move and it’s on the run!
Round and round in a circle dance
Give the flour and the salt a chance!
It’s climbing up the wall!
It’s filling up the hall!
The biggest bagel-monster of them all!
Run! Run! Before it’s too late!
The dough is dancing on every plate!
Through the window, out the door
Sticky feet upon the floor
Pale and heavy, white and wide
Take a frantic, screaming ride!
Grab the rolling pin and pray
It’s gonna eat the town today
Woodwind wail and violin cry
Rising upward to the sky!
Faster! Faster! Yeast and Master!
Sticky! Ticky! Panic! Quicky!
It’s everywhere!
In my hair!
In the air!
...Needs more salt.
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