APH - How to Count on Bloopers

Hello little ponies of the valley of the bees ;)
Here are the best selection of bloopers from our Count on me and How to be a heartbreaker videos. This great selection will make you crazy with the delicious and sinful sight of Spain’s finest butts.
If you haven’t seen the videos where this great alheli pearls come from, check the links below:
   • [APH CMV] - Count On Me  
   • [APH CMV] - How to be a Heartbreaker  
If you see these videos in a row, you will feel an experience similar to when angels come below to caress your beautiful face and bring you to an infinite feast where you can eat all you want, and nothing gets you fat, so feel free to full your stomach, and then, they give you a reaaaaally good massage in the back. Oh yeah it feels so good. Better than any morning routine. If you see them every day, your love level will go up like *1000.
It will make your kokoro go hakuna matata.

Xoxetes, we love you.

Also, in your daily lesson of Spanish, today we’ll see commonly used phrases that you can use to show people that you are very cultivado and profundo. They also work as pickup lines.
-Mi palo selfie puede parecer pequeño, pero créeme nena, se extiende ;)
(Wanna take a ride on my selfie stick? ;) )
-Facebook y twitter están demasiado vistos, yo soy más del teletexto.
(Facebook and twitter are soooo of the 2009. I’m more a chorizo man)
-Tú tan de Londres, y yo tan de NuevaYork.
(You’re soooooo London, and I’m sooooooo New York)
-Yo uso una cosa que no creo que hayas oído hablar antes. Se llama lámpara de aceite. Es muy underground. En cinco años, cuando dejéis de usar bombillas, me cuentas.
(I like trains with butts)
-Bacon al escabecho, panceta con berberechos, enséñame un pecho.
(If you live in a city, show me a titty)

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