Skippy Rules Collection

Rule 1 No dying in the shop
Rule 2 Treat everything in the shop like it's alive and trying to kill you.
Rule 3 Everything is always hot.
Rule 4 When involved in a process that absolutely requires your presence, never ever trust a fart.
Rule 5 Never try to catch anything you drop.
Rule 6 If anything you are going to do in shop starts with watch this....Don't.
Rule 7 No gloves around Rotary Equipment
Rule 8 If Someone dies trusting a knife you made because it failed, their death is on you.
Rule 9 Never put a body part where you wouldn't put your willy.
Rule 10 Safeties are always off Machines are always on and mishaps are always in a state of readiness
Rule 11 The ultimate expression of failure is not trying due to the fear of failure
Rule 12 No yeeting things across the shop unless you're the only one in it.