🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he... " | Funny Clean Jokes

BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he... " | Funny Clean Jokes

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👇 THE JOKE 👇

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees a $20 bill, and a note in his mouth reading: "5 lamb chops, please... "

Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop.

He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop...

The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench.

When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus...

The butcher follows, dumbstruck.

As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery...

After a while, he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, then the butcher follows him off.

The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step...

He stands on his back paws and presses the doorbell.

He does this again and again, but there is no answer...

So, he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his paw against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door.

A guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog...

The butcher runs up and screams, "What are you doing? This dog is a genius!"

The guy at the door replies, "Genius, my butt... "

"It's the second time this week he's forgotten his keys!"


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